Polar Vortex vs Solar Vortex

[JohnnySavage]

Johnny wants:

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[JohnnySavage]

How about that housing report today?

 

[yossi]

I ripped the vent off, because it was in desperate need of cleaning. Now I can't shove it back into place.

Sigh.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Be gentle with it.

 

[yossi]

That might work. Brute force doesn't seem to be.

I should put in a load of laundry, but lying on this bed is more comfortable than getting up.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I've had a set of sheets sitting in the dryer for almost two weeks now.

I happen to be the World's Laziest Human.

 

[yossi]

In my next life I'd like to come back as sloth. You should join me, Johnny.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Could we be in a zoo so someone would feed us?

 

[Mr Noone]

CNBC has a female reporter outside the court in London, reporting about the News of the World editor, Brooks, being found not guilty. The lady has a very unique accent... well, unique in that it's not one I've heard. Scottish maybe?

Catherine Boyle

It's a very Irish name. But there are many Irish people in Britain and there are many British accents.

 

[Mr Noone]

Bowler Vortex: I can't think of anything.

I was thinking of a Magritte painting, not the game.

 

[thør]

Johnny wants:

Buy one.

 

[JohnnySavage]

The Nats game went 16 innings last night. I only made it 13 before I gave up and went to bed.

 

[dolf]

you're a lost cause. at this point you may as well keep wearing the crocs.

 

[JohnnySavage]

you're a lost cause. at this point you may as well keep wearing the crocs.

I will


Did I tell you that I've taken up canning? Actually, I'm in the process of taking up canning. I'm waiting for my pressure cooker to arrive from eBay; then it's on like Donkey Kong!

 

[girlsmiley]

If American men knew how to treat women I wouldn't be so busy.

Thank you, Johnny.

 

[dolf]

I will


Did I tell you that I've taken up canning? Actually, I'm in the process of taking up canning. I'm waiting for my pressure cooker to arrive from eBay; then it's on like Donkey Kong!

if I wasn't in love with another, i'd marry you out of charity. that's gotta be worth some damn good karma and some tasty canned foods.

 

[girlsmiley]

Ahem.

 

[JohnnySavage]

if I wasn't in love with another, i'd marry you out of charity. that's gotta be worth some damn good karma and some tasty canned foods.

Thank you so much, but I'm not really the marrying kind. I've got 15-20 years left and the marriage ship departed many years ago.

 

[dolf]

Thank you so much, but I'm not really the marrying kind. I've got 15-20 years left and the marriage ship departed many years ago.

that would make you great marriage material. they'd only need to put up with you for 15 years before they got to life off the proceeds of the savage estate.

somebody out there is bound to part with cash for the full snowbaby collection.

 

[girlsmiley]

Let's just pretend Johnny has anything to offer any woman.

 

[JohnnySavage]

that would make you great marriage material. they'd only need to put up with you for 15 years before they got to life off the proceeds of the savage estate.

somebody out there is bound to part with cash for the full snowbaby collection.

All that brick-a-brac is going in the dumpster in about another year. I'm liquidating everything I own and will spend my golden years wandering the Earth in search of the perfect plate of pasta.

 

[dolf]

All that brick-a-brac is going in the dumpster in about another year. I'm liquidating everything I own and will spend my golden years wandering the Earth in search of the perfect plate of pasta.

hmm... and everyone knows of your plan?

this means nobody would come looking for you if you were to vanish. even more perfect than perfect marriage material!

 

[JohnnySavage]

hmm... and everyone knows of your plan?

this means nobody would come looking for you if you were to vanish. even more perfect than perfect marriage material!

That is true now!


I could keel over here at my desk right now, and it would be a year or so before whoever bought the Savage Estate at a tax sale would open the door and find my desiccated remains.

 

[girlsmiley]

Retirement.

Lol.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Big Brother premier tonight.