Chance Made Us Sistersluts; Choice Made Us Friends

*pout*

For some reason this is the only place on earth where I get off on hunting a man down.

I guess I'll have to work on that... Cum out of my box, so to speak.

Ok cliteatingman, have your fill.

*sprawls out on the front porch with thighs spread wide.
 
One of the first songs i learned to play on the guitar...

Coffee n candy mmmm ;) Thank you St Fornicate!

Come all you pretty women
with your hair hanging down
Open up your windows 'cause
the Candyman's in town
Come on boys and gamble
Roll those laughing bones
Seven come eleven boys
I'll take your money home

Look out
Look out
The Candyman
Here he come
and he's gone again
Pretty lady ain't
got no friend
till the Candyman
come round again
 
i have accomplished 2/3 of these for the day: ^5's !! :D

Have accomplished all 3. Feisty: it worked like charm. Except it wasn't steak, beer, and a BJ. It was carnitas, Maker's Mark, and a BJ ;)


Its in the oven now ;)
How'd the baking go? Mine went well. :D

a crush whore? what's that? you mean a crushing slut?! :rolleyes: :eek:

alright elli. let's address this whole crushing issue. do you need to lay down on the sex couch and talk it out?

*takes out notebook*

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Have accomplished all 3. Feisty: it worked like charm. Except it wasn't steak, beer, and a BJ. It was carnitas, Maker's Mark, and a BJ ;)



How'd the baking go? Mine went well. :D

Cake is awesome! :)

Wish I had someone to give a BJ to. :( I miss Sir. Damnit.
 
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