Gender Reversing the Gardener Trope

sirhugs

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Ever since Lady Chatterley, stories abound of fine women succumbing to chest baring brutish male gardeners.

I'm thinking it could be updated in many ways:

~hubby is a nerdy work at home computer geek. gardener is a sweet pretty lass who strips in the heat...
~hubby is a nerdy work at home computer geek. gardener is a butch woman who decides to take him...
~ wife with the female gardener, or either sort
~hubby with a male gardener
~ hubby and wife share the gardener.
 
Reminds me of the old joke about the rich couple who have fallen on hard times, and discuss ways of economizing around the household.

"Honey," says the husband, "if you could learn to prepare a few meals, we could lay off the cook."

"Well," says the wife, "if you could learn to fuck, we could lay off the gardener!"
 
Reminds me of the old joke about the rich couple who have fallen on hard times, and discuss ways of economizing around the household.

"Honey," says the husband, "if you could learn to prepare a few meals, we could lay off the cook."

"Well," says the wife, "if you could learn to fuck, we could lay off the gardener!"

exactly! but reverse the roles...
 
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