Mr. Speaker! We Need To Get Back To Benghazi

PS if you had quoted something that revealed the antecedent it of the pronoun "It", you might have formed an actual insult. As it is, it reads as a compliment.

So thanks!
 
No thanks.. Your silence, or even some brevity would be good. This one was only a single sentence.. I can actually read it without falling asleep. Thanks!!

So, your attention span is one sentence?
 
PS if you had quoted something that revealed the antecedent it of the pronoun "It", you might have formed an actual insult. As it is, it reads as a compliment.

So thanks!

Hey, we're having a moment.. I'm still not interested, tho it doesn't hurt a girl to try. I appreciate the effort.
 
Thanks for your prescient feedback.

I know it won't change the fact that you are a super dickhole...but I do like to give back.

Thanks for the 5 dollar words when 1 dollar words would suffice...I'm not sure who you're trying to impress.
 
I know it won't change the fact that you are a super dickhole...but I do like to give back.

Thanks for the 5 dollar words when 1 dollar words would suffice...I'm not sure who you're trying to impress.

You requested shorter prose; monosyllabic words elongate sentences.
 
You should thank him for wanting to invest so much more in your edification.

I did thank him....can't you read at all? Do you need me to hold your monitor farther away so you can see what I said?

BTW..nice to see you're getting so much use out of your word a day calendar..
 
You can't argue with a Democrat because they will just attack Bush or Regan because they can't defend their president.
 
We noticed the dripping sarcasm in your thankfulness. Why don't you just man up and admit you're tired of being sent to the dictionary every five minutes?


Sarcasm? Moi???


I'm well read too... just don't need to use my vast vocabulary here. Especially when it's totally unnecessary.

As it is, I type and respond way too fast for you to keep up. I don't wanna leave you behind, I am a former American Serviceman too... after all.
 
You mind WAY better than I could have ever hoped for. Awesome! There's hope for us after all!!

Us?

I like your "C"-Sling and all...but I just don't feel that way about you. I like you as a friend.
 
Sarcasm? Moi???


I'm well read too... just don't need to use my vast vocabulary here. Especially when it's totally unnecessary.

As it is, I type and respond way too fast for you to keep up. I don't wanna leave you behind, I am a former American Serviceman too... after all.

Oh, you are a quick-witted one all right. Pre-ejaculating words, aforethought.
 
I wonder if you are in Adre's book club? He claims to be "well read" as well....

...just not in any of the areas under discussion.

He prefers "literature." You know, books, with words and stuff.

In fact to showcase his breadth of interest in "literature"....

.... he even added a Samuel Clemens quote after he Googled "literature quotes" and finally recognized an author.
 
I wonder if you are in Adre's book club? He claims to be "well read" as well....

...just not in any of the areas under discussion.

He prefers "literature." You know, books, with words and stuff.

In fact to showcase his breadth of interest in "literature"....

.... he even added a Samuel Clemens quote after he Googled "literature quotes" and finally recognized an author.

See? Now you're back to being the pontificating pussy... can't even act like a regular human being not so full of himself for even 5 minutes.
 
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