Bike Sex anyone?

What the fuck, can't a man have a romantic moment in his LOCKED BEDROOM?

I'm sorry, that's not public indecency-- or public anything.
 
I thought it was about having sex on byke not with byke. Shows how much I know :eek:
 
What the fuck, can't a man have a romantic moment in his LOCKED BEDROOM?

I'm sorry, that's not public indecency-- or public anything.

I was just about to post that.

If it happened like it says it happened, that's really fucked up.

Sure, it's an unusual fetish, but if you unlock a locked door and go barging in on someone and see something you don't want to see, that's your own damned fault, not something that requires arresting the poor bastard you went barging in on.
 
If this is the story I think it is, then yeah, it's a doozie. Some folks like to think that people with harmless fetishes aren't discriminated against, an then there's this poor guy. Ticks me off.
 
I wonder how soon it will be before pelvic thrusts in the air are illegal because you're trying to have sex with the air. :rolleyes:
 
The news item was from 07, and it seems to have raised some discussion. I'd like to know what the final dispensation was-- in anycase his probation has been over ten years.

*And now I'm thinking about ways to turn a bike into a sex toy...*
 
I wonder how soon it will be before pelvic thrusts in the air are illegal because you're trying to have sex with the air. :rolleyes:
That already exists, to a point. Isn't that twerking? Or maybe the addition of sticking your tongue out is the exception.
 
What the fuck, can't a man have a romantic moment in his LOCKED BEDROOM?

I'm sorry, that's not public indecency-- or public anything.

I remember that story and that's exactly what I thought at the time.

Yeah it's a pity he didn't respond to the knocking to tell them to go away, but FFS he was in his own bedroom and he wasn't hurting anyone.

It's like prosecuting someone for having sex with a dildo, blowup doll, or fleshlight.
You see something, you say excuse me and leave and close the fucking door.
 
What the fuck, can't a man have a romantic moment in his LOCKED BEDROOM?

I'm sorry, that's not public indecency-- or public anything.

I was just about to post that.

If it happened like it says it happened, that's really fucked up.

Sure, it's an unusual fetish, but if you unlock a locked door and go barging in on someone and see something you don't want to see, that's your own damned fault, not something that requires arresting the poor bastard you went barging in on.

Unlike this guy:

http://www.fox19.com/story/25751955/hamilton-man-arrested-again-for-having-sex-with-pool-float
 
"In 2002, he was caught having sex with an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display."

Totally cracked me up :D
 
I was disappointed not to read about a bicycle-powered fucking machine.
 
Careful - there'll be some crazed Men's Rights Activists along in a moment to say that the bike started it all. I mean, look at it - all flared wheel arches, and a paint-job no better than it should be, either. It was asking for it. Etc. etc. etc...
 
I can't count the number of times I've heard women admit they can get off riding (either as driver or passenger) a motorcycle (commonly slanged as "bike" here in the States).
 
I can't count the number of times I've heard women admit they can get off riding (either as driver or passenger) a motorcycle (commonly slanged as "bike" here in the States).

Aww, schucks! I already wrote my letter to Santa Claus. Maybe next year I may trade up.
 
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm


Human rights lawyer John Scott told the BBC Scotland news website that the case raised important privacy issues.

He said: "It certainly prompts questions about what people can and can't do behind closed doors with inanimate objects.

"However, the difficulty is that the man involved in this case pleaded guilty to a breach of the peace so these issues of privacy weren't considered by the court."

He added: "The sheriff had to act on the guilty plea and make a decision about whether or not there was a sexual nature to the offense. Clearly there was and that's why the man has ended up on the register."

However, Mr Scott said it should not be seen as a test case or one that would set a precedent in the future.

"This case should not prevent people who want to engage in this sort of activity doing so.

"What I would say to a client of mine that wanted to do this kind of thing is as long as it's behind a bolted door, with an inanimate object, then each to their own."
 
Is this a Scottish peculiarity?

Around here, this would never have been a case.... If you go 70 years back in time, maybe, but certainly not in my life time.

I can see one possible case: if he had willfully "set up the maid to discover him", it could be a case of exhibitionism.


Nope, he should have stuck to the sheep.
 
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