attempting a honeymoon pregnancy

[jckontharocks]

I am going on my honeymoon Sunday. We honestly want to get pregnant ASAP. I just wondered if after my first ejaculation we had to stop having sex. This would suck since I tend not to last really long on my first pop. But I literally do not need reload time. Can I keep going? Or will it affect the chances of getting pregnant?? I have never came inside her before. I CANT WAIT! !!

 

[NightL]

I am going on my honeymoon Sunday. We honestly want to get pregnant ASAP. I just wondered if after my first ejaculation we had to stop having sex. This would suck since I tend not to last really long on my first pop. But I literally do not need reload time. Can I keep going? Or will it affect the chances of getting pregnant?? I have never came inside her before. I CANT WAIT! !!

Damn - a big chill just ran up my spine

anxiety chaos novice hell - then a child is coming into the midst?
Oh please, if you don't have the wherefore to grasp the significance of this all - wear a condom for the next ten years at least.

 

[NightL]

My wife and I are running a 5k today. She will go with a sports bra and compression shirt. Her nipples are long chunky. Like about half a tootsie roll. I wonder how I'll run with a massive boner.

...late honeymoon?

 

[bailadora]

Fuck. I always get sucked in! Thank God for you.

Don't feel bad. I took him at face value, too. If they haven't already, many schools are letting out for summer. Brace yourself.

 

[TeaforMe]

Almost had me too. Whew!

 

[NiceNastyMann]

I am going on my honeymoon Sunday. We honestly want to get pregnant ASAP. I just wondered if after my first ejaculation we had to stop having sex. This would suck since I tend not to last really long on my first pop. But I literally do not need reload time. Can I keep going? Or will it affect the chances of getting pregnant?? I have never came inside her before. I CANT WAIT! !!

Absolutely. The longer you wait, the more sperm you build up in each ejaculate.

Now, this means YOU stop having sex. The more she has, the better chance of her eggs getting inseminated with your sperm.

You should only have intercourse once a month. However, she may have as many orgasms as possible - this 'blows the rust off' her girly parts, making sure your manly seed has a straight path to her now extremely fertile garden.

And no playing with yourself! That seed should be stored in what was given you as a natural, ecologically sound receptacle. Remember, your minor discomfort is for the children.

 

[Emerson40]

My wife and I are running a 5k today. She will go with a sports bra and compression shirt. Her nipples are long chunky. Like about half a tootsie roll. I wonder how I'll run with a massive boner.

http://37.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ktamc0vOyu1qzlvyvo1_250.jpg


Long chunky.

Amazing, what gives some dudes massive boners with which they need to run.

 

[Eilan]

I think you should stop having sex before your first ejaculation.

 

[Hypoxia]

I think you should stop having sex before your first ejaculation.

Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have kids, you probably won't either.

 

[amofiga]

I had to believe that it was a fake because nobody would be that naive about sex. It's almost as bad as the kids who believed their parents only "did it" once just to have them, and never needed to or wanted to fuck ever again.

 

[Mr_Jon_Thon]

I shall continue to believe my parents never had sex. Thank you very much.

 

[MeredithEighty8]

Sex is hereditary. If your parents didn't have kids, you probably won't either.

Still laughing

 

[tinwalker]

I had to believe that it was a fake because nobody would be that naive about sex. It's almost as bad as the kids who believed their parents only "did it" once just to have them, and never needed to or wanted to fuck ever again.

But but but... they were always old...

Of course, then you visit them ten-fifteen years after you moved out and find yourself wondering when their hair went gray.

 

[bumlicker]

use the wheeelbarrow

position that way it will all flow down inside just hold the position after cumming for about 2 minutes

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

My mind is still working on the WE GET PREGNANT part. Are you space aliens or Democrats?

 

[TheSilverLining]

My mind is still working on the WE GET PREGNANT part. Are you space aliens or Democrats?

There are more of them out there than you'd expect.
It's an invasion.