EndlessNameless
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Not a lot of privacy here this morning. So...this is as good as it gets.![]()
Fuck Texas. In other words, I'll be fucking you since you'll be getting fucked wearing a Texas shirt, so fuck Texas.

I lived in Texas for a few years when I was a young GI full of piss and vinegar. I used to tell my Texan friends, "if I owned Texas and I owned hell, I'd rent out Texas and live in hell."
I got this as a response, "you done let your 427 mouth get ahead of your 4 cylinder brain." It's funnier if you say it in a deep in the hearta drawl.
What if your 4-cylinder brain was turbocharged?
