Lost in the Woods

[sirhugs]

young very straight couple follow the "follow a river to its mouth" truism... and come out of the bush at the nude beach.

 

[Hypoxia]

young very straight couple follow the "follow a river to its mouth" truism... and come out of the bush at the nude beach.

Alas, a tribe of cannibals attacks at that very moment and captures everyone on the beach. Sexual antics ensue, then dinner. The cannibals have run the "nude beach" scam pretty successfully for a number of seasons. The chieftain regales youngsters with tales of Naked Lunches of years past.

 

[Privates1stClass]

young very straight couple follow the "follow a river to its mouth" truism... and come out of the bush at the nude beach.

They arrive during the "female initiation ceremony," and have their clothing removed and destroyed while nubile, nude, young women dance around them.

During the initiation ceremony, each of the female initiates has to take a male appendage in her mouth. Later that evening, there's a picnic near a bonfire where other initiation ceremonies are completed.

 

[loquere]

How about they go camping, and they come back to an alien dominated world.

 

[Hypoxia]

How about they go camping, and they come back to an alien dominated world.

And at the nude alien beach, they're REALLY obvious. So they pretend to be Yetis.

 

[CeasarBoobage]

And at the nude alien beach, they're REALLY obvious. So they pretend to be Yetis.

Unfortunately, the Yetis stray too close to the shore. They didn't see the tentacles coming until too late.

 

[MatthewVett]

How about they go camping, and they come back to an alien dominated world.

Ah, reminds me a bit of a post-apocalyptic novel I read once. Guy's out in the desert doing research, and when he comes back, a mysterious illness has taken affect, killing most of mankind. It was alright, but a bit dull at times, since there's no real outside threats...