Australians...

[Byron In Exile]

Can't trust 'em. Nope.

Until the bombs go off... and then... who else is there?

http://i115.photobucket.com/albums/n307/byroninexile/au_zps69ce82f2.jpg

"Oh, an American! My second husband was an American. We traveled all over the world and everywhere we went he would say to people, 'I am an American! I am an American!' They finally shot him in one of those Eastern countries."

 

[Debbie]

Aussies are o for awesome, mate.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Aussies are o for awesome, mate.

O for On The Beach.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35ddocOBK1qdx4k4o1_500.jpg

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i love there acsent

 

[Byron In Exile]

i love there acsent

i love their descent

 

[warrior queen]

Aussies are the best.
I know this because every single country I ever went to, people told me!

 

[girlsmiley]

O for On The Beach.

How about O for on the barbie, or O for on the piss?

@Debz lol David Tua.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

i love their descent

lol...

 

[girlsmiley]

Aussies are the best.
I know this because every single country I ever went to, people told me!

You haven't been to NZ.

 

[kbate]

You're looking for trust from a continent descended from the worst of England's criminal population?

There's a reason we surrounded them with a reef populated by huge man-eating sharks on one side, a giant ice continent on another, thousands of miles of empty sea on the third and a chain of man-eating cannibals on the final side.

 

[girlsmiley]

You're looking for trust from a continent descended from the worst of England's criminal population?

There's a reason we surrounded them with a reef populated by huge man-eating sharks on one side, a giant ice continent on another, thousands of miles of empty sea on the third and a chain of man-eating cannibals on the final side.

You forgot Tasmania.

 

[kbate]

You forgot Tasmania.

We put 83 kinds of poisonous animals on that place to control them.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

*okay*

 

[oggbashan]

We put 83 kinds of poisonous animals on that place to control them.

That didn't work.

Australians toss them on the barbie. They can eat anything if it smothered in Barbecue Sauce.

 

[kbate]

That didn't work.

Australians toss them on the barbie. They can eat anything if it smothered in Barbecue Sauce.

That's what I'm saying - those people are weird. You did well to try getting rid of them though.

 

[oggbashan]

That's what I'm saying - those people are weird. You did well to try getting rid of them though.

We sent our convicts to the 13 Colonies first.

We only starting sending them to Australia after those American Colonists became revolting.

Very few Australians can claim descent from the convict fleets. Those that do regard their status as similar to those who travelled on the Mayflower.

Most Australians are descended from free immigrants from the Gold Rush era onwards.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

You sent the religiously persecuted here and we're still plagued by the culture.

 

[oggbashan]

You sent the religiously persecuted here and we're still plagued by the culture.

Good ploy, wasn't it?

But we didn't persecute them. They disowned us.

 

[kbate]

I'm kicking GirlSmiley here, not searching for deep truths of the human condition.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

Good ploy, wasn't it?

But we didn't persecute them. They disowned us.

You guys seem to get a lot of that...





Georgiastan is the only place here populated by your former criminal element, and it shows...

 

[oggbashan]

Aussies are the best.
I know this because every single country I ever went to, people told me!

The weird thing is that wherever Australian troops have fought, many people from those countries like Australians so much, they want to become Australian.

Turkey and Gallipoli - check
France and Western Front - check for Germans, not for French
Sicily and Italy WW2 - check

 

[girlsmiley]

That didn't work.

Australians toss them on the barbie. They can eat anything if it smothered in Barbecue Sauce.

What did I just eat?

*shrug*

*wipes mouth*

 

[oggbashan]

You guys seem to get a lot of that...





Georgiastan is the only place here populated by your former criminal element, and it shows...

The Puritans couldn't stand our 'Do whatever you like as long as it does frighten the horses' attitude.

They wanted to ban everything remotely sensual.

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

How Victorian of them...

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm kicking GirlSmiley here, not searching for deep truths of the human condition.

*applies barbeque sauce*