Australians...

[Byron In Exile]

I'm not sure why Americans are so freaked out by Aussie-lands deadly critters.
Let's compare....
Australia - snakes, spiders, scorpions, ants, jellyfish, sharkes, crocodiles...
America - snakes, spiders, scorpions, ants, jellyfish, sharks, alligators....
Seems pretty even to me.

Those ones are bigger.

Also, they're everywhere (except Tasmania).

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm an Aussie and wearing flannelette pyjamas made in China.

Lol!

Nothing quite like a straight-up-the-guts true blue smacking down a pretentious douche. I love it when Aussies come on here and pretend to be a part of some elite group. Please. If you're going to try to represent a culture, make sure your head is in the right place.

 

[doowdniw]

I've never been to Australia, but would love to. Would love to dive the GBR. Just don't know if I could handle the flying time it takes to get there. The Aussies I have met are all pretty nice people.

 

[RedAllan]

I once drank Fosters in the shade.

 

[warrior queen]

Those ones are bigger.

Also, they're everywhere (except Tasmania).

Actually, Tasmania has all of them except crocodiles. We also have the most toxic ant in Aus.
Jack Jumpers cause several hospitalisations a year.

 

[FGB]

That didn't work.

Australians toss them on the barbie. They can eat anything if it smothered in Barbecue Sauce.

Mix a bunch of Australians and Texans together on a night on the town type mission, add alcohol and there will be trouble!

Bail money will be required.

I had an Australian Uncle...Crazy bastard, but he knew how to have a good time!

 

[colddiesel]

Mix a bunch of Australians and Texans together on a night on the town type mission, add alcohol and there will be trouble!

Bail money will be required.

I had an Australian Uncle...Crazy bastard, but he knew how to have a good time!

Australians are a bit like Texans - but without the Texans irritating modesty.

 

[Sasha69]

Australia?

H.M.A.S Canberra. Nuff Said. Also, Nicole. Also - EPIC Beach Parties. Also, Cybering with the Hottie Citizens, PRICELESS. Also - The Australian GP and SUPERCAR racing, Also The Outback and the People of the Dawn. My distant cousins.

All in all. Australia. I hear it's "Fair Dinkum" ? (hope I got that close, wife has a cousin there, SURPRISE! She's a Hottie, Sharp as a tack too! )

 

[girlsmiley]

I'd forgotten all about this little number.

The Bedroom Philosopher: Northcote (So Hungover)

http://youtu.be/PxZiae16Ry8

 

[leory]

Bumping an old thread just cause we're awesome. Lol

 

[butters]

it feels like he's still right here with us.

byron

 

[duranman]

They're a surprisingly naïve lot. Weird place. Like every one lives in a small handful of cities and in the rest of the whole bloody continent, we're talking thousands of miles, there is sod all. All the dodgy Brits went out there in the late 60's/ early 70's to run from the law. But things have changed: They only now allow people in who can offer value to the country, ie: skills. Apparently have highest rate by far per person of skin cancer in the world..

 

[marriedpervs]

They're a surprisingly naïve lot. Weird place. Like every one lives in a small handful of cities and in the rest of the whole bloody continent, we're talking thousands of miles, there is sod all. All the dodgy Brits went out there in the late 60's/ early 70's to run from the law. But things have changed: They only now allow people in who can offer value to the country, ie: skills. Apparently have highest rate by far per person of skin cancer in the world..

Hmmmm, some of that is true.....plus women that like to show off a bit too..........me included!!

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/8/9/9/48994/2/q/G/6/2qG6t/P002892.jpg

 

[RustyIron]

Hmmmm, some of that is true.....plus women that like to show off a bit too..........me included!!

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/8/9/9/48994/2/q/G/6/2qG6t/P002892.jpg

Well from one Aussie to another wow that's a great ass and legs you have there.

 

[marriedpervs]

Well from one Aussie to another wow that's a great ass and legs you have there.

Thanks Rusty! Which part are you from???

 

[duranman]

Wow!

What an Aussie spunker! If only you lived in London....x

 

[marriedpervs]

What an Aussie spunker! If only you lived in London....x

Is that an invitation, duranman?????

 

[duranman]

Is that an invitation, duranman?????

Absobloodylutely....

 

[girlsmiley]

Damn it. Who bumped this thread?

!

Great video...

Powerful images going *bang* *bang* !

I wanted it to be longer. It could have used a Moog 55 solo at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=elznTvx8l50

 

[marriedpervs]

Absobloodylutely....

Well then, let's set some plans in motion baby......

 

[marriedpervs]

Absobloodylutely....

duranman- you ave private message replies turned off in your profile. I just tried to send you one back and got the error message. You need to change that so we can have some cyber fun ok??

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/8/9/9/48994/2/q/u/H/2quH1/Black7.jpg

 

[FGB]

You're looking for trust from a continent descended from the worst of England's criminal population?

There's a reason we surrounded them with a reef populated by huge man-eating sharks on one side, a giant ice continent on another, thousands of miles of empty sea on the third and a chain of man-eating cannibals on the final side.

All I know they seem to know who the enemy is and sometimes climb on board the let's go kick ass bus before us.

Gotta love that.

 

[marriedpervs]

All I know they seem to know who the enemy is and sometimes climb on board the let's go kick ass bus before us.

Gotta love that.

still not sure what to think of Australia...

i know australians are heavily related to the celts from the north - but they still seem different and somehow normal. i could be wrong?

You guys are funny!!! We aussies just love:
a) a good time
b) a good stoush
c) the beach
d) living amongst the sharks, the spiders, the snakes


and us ladies like to just wear sexy things and excite our men!!!

 

[marriedpervs]

I've met 4 Australian women that far...for each one of them I can say nothing but good things

so...guess you got some point here.

*smile*

 

[Zach_lost_in_Aus]

Been here a while now... like anywhere, I have met some lovely people and some not so lovely people... and some very, very lovely people that I haven't met... hmmm.