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UnderYourSpell said:
I'm Annie in England married to Ron for 13 years this September. I arrived for the stories and stayed for the poetry and banter. I read more or less anything but I do like a good murder. I don't watch an awful amount of Television because I spend far too much time on Facebook, but when I do I like NCIS, Cold Case and the various talent shows (Britains Got Talent etc mainly for the auditions which are often hilarious)
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Well, right off the bat, if you like NCIS even a little bit, then you need to start 24.

It's an order of magnitude better.
 
twelveoone said:
no if I'm serious, I get 'fuck off"
and if I'm not, I write about asbestos being wonderful stuff
either way it's a lose lose
'round here they use the starting gun to shoot the horses
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and you know that 'fuck off' was a genuinely impressed one :D so not a lose lose. nope. nuh huh. and i am in the BEST of moods, so there. :rose::rose:

ooh, we dancin'?
 
HarryHill said:
Trust in Delord, I can't breathe
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wassamatta, harry? you've turned a little blue :eek:
put your head between your knees and... :D :devil:

calm down. :kiss:

the biggest obstacle is down, now it's just a matter of tackling all the smaller ones one at a time. :cool:
 
speaking of connections (she says, leaning on the bar conspiratorially), i made a post tuesday night about 'i love clover - i must have been a bee in another life'. Wednesday morning was when the neighbour stopped me to tell me all about the bees that had gone into the buddleia... so many connections. :cool:
 
A Poet Walks Into A Bar

A poet walks into a bar and proceeds to discover life in the form of
cheap liquor,
clove cigars,
blues music,
passing glances,
hazy dreams,
and terrible dancing.

He then writes about love and loss,
waking in the morning only to wonder
why there are ink stains and sketches
in his journal.
 
Nice. I just paid $30 in taxes for a product worth $12. :rolleyes: I'd rather make a small pile of money and burn it.
 
October46 said:
A Poet Walks Into A Bar

A poet walks into a bar and proceeds to discover life in the form of
cheap liquor,
clove cigars,
blues music,
passing glances,
hazy dreams,
and terrible dancing.

He then writes about love and loss,
waking in the morning only to wonder
why there are ink stains and sketches
in his journal.
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are you the author of this piece? i know who is. if it's not yours, please credit the source.
 
Tsotha said:
Nice. I just paid $30 in taxes for a product worth $12. :rolleyes: I'd rather make a small pile of money and burn it.
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taxes suck but are a necessary evil - import tax duties, however, are a screaming scam.
 
butters said:
taxes suck but are a necessary evil - import tax duties, however, are a screaming scam.
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I disagree about the "necessary" part — taxes enable things to be done. They are as necessary as what they are put toward. In my case, that would be nothing. :)
 
butters said:
wassamatta, harry? you've turned a little blue :eek:
put your head between your knees and... :D :devil:

calm down. :kiss:

the biggest obstacle is down, now it's just a matter of tackling all the smaller ones one at a time. :cool:
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Maybe I just need some food. Are you going to eat that sandwich?
checking prohibited items :( I'll just dump my bag and start again. are fingernail clippers considered sharp objects or tools?
:confused:
 
HarryHill said:
Maybe I just need some food. Are you going to eat that sandwich?
checking prohibited items :( I'll just dump my bag and start again. are fingernail clippers considered sharp objects or tools?
:confused:
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packing's one thing, dates though ... they're the thing.

don't bring a knife, lol. clippers? leave 'em. i have clippers, and scissors. i thought we were celebrating? quit fussin' and relax. time enough to get in a fluster. x

oh! *passes sandwich, makes a few more*
 
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butters said:
packing's one thing, dates though ... they're the thing.

don't bring a knife, lol. clippers? leave 'em. i have clippers, and scissors. i thought we were celebrating? quit fussin' and relax. time enough to get in a fluster. x

oh! *passes sandwich, makes a few more*
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I don't usually write poetry here
or anywhere for that matter, but
a beer or two and a friendly smile can make me try my luck
dashing off a few lines to one as fine as you
in between suggestive patter and tossing back the brews. :cattail:
*takes a bite, sips* :rose:
 
HarryHill said:
Could look at that for hours
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i want to touch them

aren't they amazing? the horses (there are some at this year's chelsea flower show) are - well, alive! and to think how incredible that is, to make something from something dead come alive...

the first time i've seen any of these.
 
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