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PrettyKitty10 said:
oh hell no I didn't mean us. we might be the two ugliest motherfuckers on earth. it's been a long time but the last time I saw your face I dropped my laptop like a hot potato and screamed. get your fucking butter and butter me the fuck up you ugly ass bastard....off roading is sexy, I'll prove it to you ;)
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I might be an ugly bitch, but don't lie. You know you saw the reflection of yourself on the screen of your laptop and freaked. Now my buttery face needs to meet your buttery face and make some butter together. Or love, I don't remember which one it is. My hair has plenty of grease too. Might want to cook some bacon later. And off roading makes me hard. Think you can blow me while we hit the trails? I'm sure a bump or two will make you deep throat. Oh wait, my micro penis won't reach. ;_;
 
EndlessNameless said:
I might be an ugly bitch, but don't lie. You know you saw the reflection of yourself on the screen of your laptop and freaked. Now my buttery face needs to meet your buttery face and make some butter together. Or love, I don't remember which one it is. My hair has plenty of grease too. Might want to cook some bacon later. And off roading makes me hard. Think you can blow me while we hit the trails? I'm sure a bump or two will make you deep throat. Oh wait, my micro penis won't reach. ;_;
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Dude...there's a reason I don't look in the mirror. I scare small children and pets...Mmmm hair bacon...sounds delish. And I'm all midgety, which means...SCORE...short throat. Your micro cock should fit just fine. Can you shave my back for me when you come over? I can't reach...
 
PrettyKitty10 said:
Dude...there's a reason I don't look in the mirror. I scare small children and pets...Mmmm hair bacon...sounds delish. And I'm all midgety, which means...SCORE...short throat. Your micro cock should fit just fine. Can you shave my back for me when you come over? I can't reach...
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Do the mirrors crack every time you look at them or is it because you'll turn yourself to stone? It's awesome that you scare people. We should do that. Let's scare everybody and make them run like little bitches. Hmm...midget cock for a midget girl. Whoever says we aren't a match made in heaven (or hell?) is lying! And you can bet your ass I'll be right over to shave your back. Do I need to shave your ass too?
 
EndlessNameless said:
Do the mirrors crack every time you look at them or is it because you'll turn yourself to stone? It's awesome that you scare people. We should do that. Let's scare everybody and make them run like little bitches. Hmm...midget cock for a midget girl. Whoever says we aren't a match made in heaven (or hell?) is lying! And you can bet your ass I'll be right over to shave your back. Do I need to shave your ass too?
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Naw, I used Nair on my ass last week. I found our wedding pictures. What a day that was...I'll never forget.
 
PrettyKitty10 said:
Good morning my beautiful angel faces. I'm going to be gone all morning...today is my little man's kinder graduation ceremony, and it's kind of a big deal....for reasons. Then when I get home I will be scrambling to get some work done and newsletters and ads out before deadline. I will try to pop in this evening for hello's.

Here are the last of the peek a boo pics :) Happy Friday!
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Obsessed with these. PK is looking fresh and bright in these ones! And sexy, but isn't that kind of understood? LOL.
 
An_average_guy said:
What me and you were talking about earlier. I still can't believe it. Your skin is perfect and your body is just...well I would say begging to be touched, but it could just be me begging to touch it ;)
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Part genetics, part my sun avoidance, part selling my soul to the devil. :)
 
And here I thought only one of the beautiful lit women got me a birthday gift...I was wrong! You have me some fucking sexy pictures of that hot belly and piercing (ha, spelled it right this time)
 
Baby you are the sexiest fat hillbilly I have EVER seen!

Now climb up here and gimme a hug, ya spinner!
 
EndlessNameless said:
Selling your soul to the devil is quite fun.
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LMAO...funny

coacheric said:
And here I thought only one of the beautiful lit women got me a birthday gift...I was wrong! You have me some fucking sexy pictures of that hot belly and piercing (ha, spelled it right this time)
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Awww I didn't know it was your birthday! Happy Birthday!

brilliantape said:
Outstanding! Should be a big deal for everyone.
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:) thanks

joshnothing said:
Baby you are the sexiest fat hillbilly I have EVER seen!

Now climb up here and gimme a hug, ya spinner!
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hehehe....no accidental hug BJ's?



Allright boys and girls...I have some pics coming up soon. A little fetishy...so...just fair warning.
 
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