Shy Sexy Texan

LOL...Here's mine in a meme...My pic request would be legs. OK I'm boring, but I love legs.:eek:
 
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Best pickup line? " If I say you have a beautiful body will you hold it against me?"
 
Do you work at Subway?

Because you just gave me a Footlong.

Pic: Love to see you on all fours! From both back and front angles. :)
 
OK - Contest Time!

(as if I'm a worthy prize :p)

I love cheesy yet original pick up lines. Nothing grabs my attention faster than a guy who can make me laugh and smile and doesn't take himself too seriously.

So post your best, your most original pick up line - along with a pic idea that you would like me to post. If I pick your line, I'll post your pic Wednesday afternoon :)

Did you know the word of the day is legs? Let's go back to my place and spread the word! :devil:
 
"Um Excuse me do you ever go by the name Shy Sexy Texan?"

"No"

"ohhh see you later then...."

As I walk away from the beautiful brunette woman with a fantastic smile, sweet brown eyes, and bore a striking resemblance I think to myself, "Poor girl will just never measure up".

Should I happen to win.... Hmmm a picture which features the most sexy thing you recently purchased.
 
I have three for you Stacy and I know for a fact they both work.

"My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

"Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more."

Hold out your hand and say "Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"
 
I have three for you Stacy and I know for a fact they both work.

"My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

"Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more."

Hold out your hand and say "Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"

I forgot to post a picture idea. How about you with a sign that says "Jon Wins!"
 
Ok... Jon might not be as cheesy as what I was going for, but these (especially the last one) would certainly work on me...

Jon's definitely a contender

I have three for you Stacy and I know for a fact they both work.

"My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

"Because of you, I laugh a little harder, cry a little less, and smile a lot more."

Hold out your hand and say "Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk?"
 
It seems that the "pick up line contest" has had the same effect as pick up lines normally do...

Maybe we drove her away...
 
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