The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense
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I don't have the stomach for it. For you. I'm sick. Your 'poor, poor me' attitude towards everything is making me feel physically ill. Just thinking about that right now makes me want to throw up.
I gotta go.
I gotta go.
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Hi Oggs, none of the local Greens are up for Re-election but good luck to your niece. Our local council is fairly even between cons and Libs with 1 solitary Labour person.
We TUSC !Trade Union Socialist Coalition) hope to change that.
Any way got work first then leafleting.
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Hope you were daring and made it a red.
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That imaginary friend turns into the voices in your head.
Or becomes a muse for writing dirty stories.
phantom4533
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I only ate one black fly on my ride yesterday.
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I'm glad to see you are handling the near-constant stress of having freshly shaven legs much, much better this year.
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I'm glad to see you are handling the near-constant stress of having freshly shaven legs much, much better this year.
It's a struggle, I admit. Especially when you've got this much leg, but I'm learning to deal.
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Wings
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I've heard it's hard to be a woman.
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Nah, it rocks. Boobs get you out of tickets, we can cry and people excuse our shitty behavior, we can bargain chores for sex. It's an alright station in life.
RobDownSouth
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I knew a female supervisor once who reveled in the fact that she assigned points for sex. If her husband wanted a BJ, he had to earn X amount of points...she went into detail about how different points were earned.
Well, a few years later she got divorced, and when she started dating again she was shocked that the new men in her life wouldn't "respect" her points system.
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What she really needed was a sticker chart.
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In 8 years of marriage, 12 years we were together I never said no to sex. Never. I was joking about the chores thing.
I wasn't joking about liking being female though.
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Can you imagine if her kids found a sticker chart?
"Hey what does this green sticker mean?"
"I dunno, put it on 'butt'"
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"No butt tonight dear, you don't have enough points for that yet."
or
"Are you sure you want that blow job now, or do you want to save your points up for something else?"
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Not ever. Even though we are divorced now our sex life wasn't the reason.
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Silver Magnums, the way forward.
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In 8 years of marriage, 12 years we were together I never said no to sex. Never. I was joking about the chores thing.
I wasn't joking about liking being female though.
That's interesting, but I have to ask, who had the higher sex drive, you or him?
I'm thinking you did.
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