The Isolated Blurt Thread VI: The 6th Nonsense

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I don't have the stomach for it. For you. I'm sick. Your 'poor, poor me' attitude towards everything is making me feel physically ill. Just thinking about that right now makes me want to throw up.

I gotta go.
 
Locally we only have the European elections, but elsewhere one of my nieces is seeking re-election for the Green Party.

Hi Oggs, none of the local Greens are up for Re-election but good luck to your niece. Our local council is fairly even between cons and Libs with 1 solitary Labour person.
We TUSC !Trade Union Socialist Coalition) hope to change that.

Any way got work first then leafleting.
 
like the imaginary friend you pretend not to have anymore, once you have to grow up.

That imaginary friend turns into the voices in your head.

Or becomes a muse for writing dirty stories. ;)
 
I have period pains. I have a break. I have a mug of hot chocolate.
 
One more day and I won't have worn anything but dresses for 10 days. I love the Not-Winter season.
 
One more day and I won't have worn anything but dresses for 10 days. I love the Not-Winter season.

I'm glad to see you are handling the near-constant stress of having freshly shaven legs much, much better this year.
:cool: :D
 
I'm glad to see you are handling the near-constant stress of having freshly shaven legs much, much better this year.
:cool: :D

It's a struggle, I admit. Especially when you've got this much leg, but I'm learning to deal.
 
you know that thing where you get some weird 'women's problems' type deal, and it's so weird that you want to share, but it's so damn gross that you know you won't?

...or maybe it's just me.
 
Nah, it rocks. Boobs get you out of tickets, we can cry and people excuse our shitty behavior, we can bargain chores for sex. It's an alright station in life.

I knew a female supervisor once who reveled in the fact that she assigned points for sex. If her husband wanted a BJ, he had to earn X amount of points...she went into detail about how different points were earned.

Well, a few years later she got divorced, and when she started dating again she was shocked that the new men in her life wouldn't "respect" her points system.
 
I knew a female supervisor once who reveled in the fact that she assigned points for sex. If her husband wanted a BJ, he had to earn X amount of points...she went into detail about how different points were earned.

Well, a few years later she got divorced, and when she started dating again she was shocked that the new men in her life wouldn't "respect" her points system.

What she really needed was a sticker chart.
 
I knew a female supervisor once who reveled in the fact that she assigned points for sex. If her husband wanted a BJ, he had to earn X amount of points...she went into detail about how different points were earned.

Well, a few years later she got divorced, and when she started dating again she was shocked that the new men in her life wouldn't "respect" her points system.

In 8 years of marriage, 12 years we were together I never said no to sex. Never. I was joking about the chores thing.

I wasn't joking about liking being female though. ;)
 
Can you imagine if her kids found a sticker chart?

"Hey what does this green sticker mean?"
"I dunno, put it on 'butt'"

"No butt tonight dear, you don't have enough points for that yet."

or

"Are you sure you want that blow job now, or do you want to save your points up for something else?"
 
In 8 years of marriage, 12 years we were together I never said no to sex. Never. I was joking about the chores thing.

I wasn't joking about liking being female though. ;)

That's interesting, but I have to ask, who had the higher sex drive, you or him?

I'm thinking you did.
 
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