Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

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It ain't wrong to feel so strong when you think you got it going on
Life has a way of making you pay to the club where we all belong
Now you're free to believe that the good life is guaranteed
But watch your step 'cause it's a safe bet you're gonna end up on your knees

You're gonna get spanked
I'm warning you sister
You're gonna get spanked
Life's gonna hit you
You'll never know until you get, Spanked
You're gonna be humbled
You're gonna get spanked
And you're world's gonna crumble
You'll never know until you get spanked...

Some do want to prove that there are really just a chosen few
So to test your fate, speculate that it can never really happen to you
I've been high, at least tried, I learned to sleep with an open eye
You crossed that line, better take the time to kiss your ass goodbye
 
Let's just say...I know...and I've never gotten a speeding ticket because of them :)

"I'm sorry, ma'am but your tits are just too big. We're going to have to fine you a hefty sum because you're driving WAY above the speed limit."

Said no cop ever.
 
I know!! I am so irritated!! Full of spam too.

It probably shouldn't make me as mad as it does. It just sucks when us real people put ourselves out there....and idk...just a peeve of mine.

"I'm sorry, ma'am but your tits are just too big. We're going to have to fine you a hefty sum because you're driving WAY above the speed limit."

Said no cop ever.

Oh boy, I have some stories. But yeah...I've gotten out of many a speeding ticket, and once a cop even came to my work the next day and got my paperwork to file at the courthouse for me...they've come in handy. :)

Damn girl. That av...

Come see it in person!

You keep posting I'll keep watching/looking/drooling!!!!

okie dokie

Cool! All I know is this made me really excited :D

I'm easily excited.....wait, did the wind just blow?

hehe, watch it and tell me what you think!

You need to get a job testing and writing product descriptions for dildos. That would keep you busy, happy, and satisfied. No wait! We don't want that because then you'd have no time for us! Nevermind.

that would be an amazing job! where do I apply?

I volunteer to come and hold your tits up while you work out without a sports bra. Fuck, you make me so horny!

aw, so nice of you

Fuck I love you...

*swoon*

Mmmm so sexy. *drools*

thank you!!!! *kiss*

Captain... she canna take much more... she'll blow apart!

*sits down with popcorn to wait for the show*

haha, no show bby...

Yes. Fun. We can get angry and take it out on each other sexually. Then we can get angry at each other again and have to have sex to relieve the stress. Win-win!



Come here and let me rub that belly.

Perfect...I love this.

*purrs*
 
So I had this whole thing I was going to do with pigtails and my Chucks...then I decided fuck it. All I wanted to do was roll around in bed naked. So that's exactly what I did. And yes...I changed my profile info...no, it's not as funny as before...you can stop messaging me about it now. Kaythxbai. And for some reason I've been feeling really asstatic lately. ???? Hopefully in a month or two it will be even MORE asstastic because I'm kickboxing again...oh yeah....And this is where I go and shut up. :kiss:

you need to do the pigtails and chucks that would be so fucking hot!!!!
 
Why would you?

Let's just say...I know...and I've never gotten a speeding ticket because of them :)

Why on earth would you get a speeding ticket because of having big boobs? Distracted driving,.I could see - distracting to other drivers...

But to get a speeding ticket, you'd have to be driving too fast!
 
Oh boy, I have some stories. But yeah...I've gotten out of many a speeding ticket, and once a cop even came to my work the next day and got my paperwork to file at the courthouse for me...they've come in handy. :)

I've got one that's the opposite of your experience.

Florida plates. In Virginia. Tricked out SUV. Dark tinted windows. Dark truck. Black rims. I believe I was pulled over for DWB.

When I rolled down the window the cop saw me ... said, "oh."

Gave me the ticket anyway. :(
 
You take requests right? How about one of you skydiving in just a thong while choking two wolves?

Thanks!
 
Why on earth would you get a speeding ticket because of having big boobs? Distracted driving,.I could see - distracting to other drivers...

But to get a speeding ticket, you'd have to be driving too fast!

Lmao i meant no one has given me a speeding ticket...because i go full cleavage when i get pulled over
 
So I had this whole thing I was going to do with pigtails and my Chucks...then I decided fuck it. All I wanted to do was roll around in bed naked. So that's exactly what I did. And yes...I changed my profile info...no, it's not as funny as before...you can stop messaging me about it now. Kaythxbai. And for some reason I've been feeling really asstatic lately. ???? Hopefully in a month or two it will be even MORE asstastic because I'm kickboxing again...oh yeah....And this is where I go and shut up. :kiss:

Because I am dumb, I didn't see these until today, just now.

And, well, wow. They are delicious, among other adjectives I'm struggling to find right now.
 
Anything for you

Didn't even put up a fight! Wow your twitterpation is affecting your very serious duties here on lit. I fully expect to be told to shut the fuck up around here!

Now when you're in my bed.... that's a different story. :devil:
 
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