blue_mojo_pin
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I can think of a better use for the butter, but hey.
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I can think of a better use for the butter, but hey.
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How PK goes from soccer mom to sex kitten in under three mintues:
HERE
It originally had music, but it wouldn't let me upload it with the song. Sorry for people who can't use photobucket. I will post some images from it tomorrow...
Ugh I still need to shower. But here is the recap of how I go from soccer mom to sex kitten:
(also...DO NOT REBLOG MY FACE IN COMMENTS...I know what I look like)
Step One: wear a polo shirt and jeans
Step Two: unzip the jeans
Step Three: remove the stupid polo shirt
Step Four: put on slutty make up
Step Five: let the hair down
Step Six: make a slutty face
Step Seven: bust out of the camisole
Step Eight: prance around in panties
Step Nine: because assassassass
Step Ten: pose casually on the couch
Step Eleven: repeat
Step Twelve: make a pouty face
Step Thirteen: you have completed all the steps
However, now I am back in my Chucks and the hair is up in a ponytail and I'm back to normal
PK HOT DAMN you sure don't know how to do a strip tease NOT
be it video or pictures you are HOT!!!!!
even with old tired borgs eyes fred
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Totally speechless. My mouth was open so long I actually drooled on my desk. Oooops.How PK goes from soccer mom to sex kitten in under three mintues:
HERE
It originally had music, but it wouldn't let me upload it with the song. Sorry for people who can't use photobucket. I will post some images from it tomorrow...
tbearatl
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Step 12 would get you in a lot of trouble if you looked at me like that.... GD YOU ARE SEXY.Ugh I still need to shower. But here is the recap of how I go from soccer mom to sex kitten:
(also...DO NOT REBLOG MY FACE IN COMMENTS...I know what I look like)
Step One: wear a polo shirt and jeans
Step Two: unzip the jeans
Step Three: remove the stupid polo shirt
Step Four: put on slutty make up
Step Five: let the hair down
Step Six: make a slutty face
Step Seven: bust out of the camisole
Step Eight: prance around in panties
Step Nine: because assassassass
Step Ten: pose casually on the couch
Step Eleven: repeat
Step Twelve: make a pouty face
Step Thirteen: you have completed all the steps
However, now I am back in my Chucks and the hair is up in a ponytail and I'm back to normal
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Originally Posted by deadeye_76
In keeping with the cookie theme from earlier, I would love to see you make a video of you stirring up the cookie batter with those scrumptious tits bare and shaking around; maybe with a little flour on them, looking all domestic, like you are just waiting for me to come and and show you how to really hold a hard instrument and stir up some batter to swallow.
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PK
I think this is a fabulous idea!
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Hmmm. Which idea is better, making the video, or me showing up to help whip up some man-batter? I like both!
Originally Posted by deadeye_76
In keeping with the cookie theme from earlier, I would love to see you make a video of you stirring up the cookie batter with those scrumptious tits bare and shaking around; maybe with a little flour on them, looking all domestic, like you are just waiting for me to come and and show you how to really hold a hard instrument and stir up some batter to swallow.
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PK
I think this is a fabulous idea!
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Hmmm. Which idea is better, making the video, or me showing up to help whip up some man-batter? I like both!
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PrettyKitty10
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LMAO...you did not just say man batter...OMG. I always call in man-chowder...so...I suppose yours is better.
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Thanks...and thanks for giving me your virgin post
hehe - thanks
haha, I love it
I never said I can't do a strip tease...but I can't do it slow. I suck at slow.
Like?
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Nice!
Who gives a fuck about music. My eyes were keeping time with the bounding soccer balls you had hidden in your polo. I wonder how many of the fathers at the game were undressing your sexy body in their minds. Actually, I wonder if there were any who weren't doing that.
How PK goes from soccer mom to sex kitten in under three mintues:
HERE
It originally had music, but it wouldn't let me upload it with the song. Sorry for people who can't use photobucket. I will post some images from it tomorrow...
Who gives a fuck about music. My eyes were keeping time with the bounding soccer balls you had hidden in your polo. I wonder how many of the fathers at the game were undressing your sexy body in their minds. Actually, I wonder if there were any who weren't doing that.
deadeye_76
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Ha!
I don't care what you call it as long as you let me in to hold your tits up so they don't get in the cookie batter. Then I'll show you how I can stir your pot.
I don't care what you call it as long as you let me in to hold your tits up so they don't get in the cookie batter. Then I'll show you how I can stir your pot.
blue_mojo_pin
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Toasted teacakes. Digestive biscuits.
Or you could suck it off my cock. Your choice
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Seems like I missed an exciting day.
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Who gives a fuck about music????????? Oh God...my heart...
Also...my kids don't play soccer, LOL. So none of them.
so many punny things today
Toasted teacakes. Digestive biscuits.
Or you could suck it off my cock. Your choice
cock
You're here now...that's exciting!
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Getting home from work is always exciting.
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Ugh I still need to shower. But here is the recap of how I go from soccer mom to sex kitten:
(also...DO NOT REBLOG MY FACE IN COMMENTS...I know what I look like)
Step One: wear a polo shirt and jeans
Step Two: unzip the jeans
Step Three: remove the stupid polo shirt
Step Four: put on slutty make up
Step Five: let the hair down
Step Six: make a slutty face
Step Seven: bust out of the camisole
Step Eight: prance around in panties
Step Nine: because assassassass
Step Ten: pose casually on the couch
Step Eleven: repeat
Step Twelve: make a pouty face
Step Thirteen: you have completed all the steps
However, now I am back in my Chucks and the hair is up in a ponytail and I'm back to normal
You are gorgeous, I am ugly. However, if this is going to work we need 2 steps: one you get naked - two : we make love!
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PrettyKitty10
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Shaddup
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PrettyKitty10
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Or what?
Or...or...I won't spot you....or help you stretch...
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How PK goes from soccer mom to sex kitten in under three mintues:
HERE
It originally had music, but it wouldn't let me upload it with the song. Sorry for people who can't use photobucket. I will post some images from it tomorrow...
Does it make me a terrible person if I skipped towards the end? Yeah, I just wanted to see you nekkid.
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Your transformation from soccer mom to sexy badass is HAWT.
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Got any cookies left?
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DAnm sexy as always sweetie!!
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thank you so much love!
yup...come get em
thanks!!!!!!
♥ thank you
Sigh, fine, I will "shaddup" as you say. But I am going to make you pay later
I ain't scared
Does it make me a terrible person if I skipped towards the end? Yeah, I just wanted to see you nekkid.
LMAO...meh, I only wanted to see me naked too.
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