The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[pointless]

alyssa reece has been doing chicks for money on film for about ten years. chick deserves a medal.

but not a metal, brain. though, if i did give her a metal it'd be palladium. don't ask why. instead ask yourself why i pointed out a typo i'd already corrected before posting.

 

[Wings]

Trash talking hockey is a lot like dirty talk for me.


Okay, not really since I'm a Wild fan it's more like self-flagellation but you get it.

 

[Noor]

Skype must have some sort of christian censorship thing. We were happily "discussing" the crucifixion when it started dropping out one or the other side of the conversation. Now that we have switched to other topics such as vitamins, world time zones and places south of Minnesota, Skype is fine.

 

[Mr Noone]

Trash talking hockey is a lot like dirty talk for me.


Okay, not really since I'm a Wild fan it's more like self-flagellation but you get it.

You talking about flagellation is a lot like dirty talk to me.

 

[Byron In Exile]

Or a Magneplanar.

http://www.frank-landmesser.de/highend-2007-magneplanar1.jpg

 

[Wings]

You talking about flagellation is a lot like dirty talk to me.

Every pussy needs a little spanking once in awhile.


At least that's what I was told about training cats.

 

[pointless]

god, i forgot how boring basketball is when i really don't care who wins.

which is pretty much always.

 

[yossi]

I have so much to cook and get done today. 4/20 Easter is apparently a momentous occasion. I'm making quiche, and strawberry shortcakes - biscuit style - with whipped mascarpone.

 

[Fata Morgana]

I have so much to cook and get done today. 4/20 Easter is apparently a momentous occasion. I'm making quiche, and strawberry shortcakes - biscuit style - with whipped mascarpone.

Minx.

 

[pointless]

i made a sad face with my banana peppers on my tuna salad sandwich. i was super proud of myself. still am, but i'm hungry so i'm still eating the fucker. bitch can cry all he wants to in my tummy.

 

[crazychemgirl]

I have so much to cook and get done today. 4/20 Easter is apparently a momentous occasion. I'm making quiche, and strawberry shortcakes - biscuit style - with whipped mascarpone.

I'm coming to your house.

 

[Saint Peter]

http://www.frank-landmesser.de/highend-2007-magneplanar1.jpg

Your ears will smile.

 

[Wings]

I feel good today. Go ahead, feel me.

 

[RedAllan]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net...694_751503894890037_3642704911995671034_n.jpg

......

 

[butters]

https://scontent-b-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net...694_751503894890037_3642704911995671034_n.jpg

......

you gotta be yolking


*taxi*

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--8ajjHm5L--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/jbzo2tttx4nmtbciaoae.gif

The BACON EXPLOSION™



Recipe can be found here: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/18/bacon-explosion-recipe_n_5167092.html

 

[Fata Morgana]

God, Easter telly is wank this year.

 

[snugglestruggle]

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRV-NX5tCkqyPuazQL9IE_sOT0YyS2_sXh9obLRkTfl0Of_df3lrw

I could use an ice cold one of these right now.

 

[Bacigalupo]

http://explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/winter.png

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://300cdn.strategicinforma.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/lovequoteLO1.jpg

 

[islandman]

I only fall for women who cook for me.

 

[Beco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BYDaK54CMAAjNcW.jpg

 

[Beco]

I only fall for women who have a cock.

Fixed your post

 

[Queersetti]

Is there anyone in America who, when they hear "Turkey In The Straw", doesn't think "mmmm ice cream"?

 

[pointless]

i think of 30 rock.