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I told you...I sold my soul
All I'm gonna say is...if you want to say something for shock value. You won't get a response from me, all you'll get is blocked. Please be able to form complete thoughts if you want a response. Ain't nobody got time for that...If you want a certain image or video...go fucking find it yourself. Like I'm so fucking hard up to get you off that I'll fish through all my posts to find one thing. Fuck off.
What's on the menu?![]()
If you sexy ladies come to my house...I'll make you Beef on Weck. What we had today.
Ohhhh that looks good! I was just about to turn on some music and get in the kitchen to make some fried chicken, rolls, corn on the cob and a big caesar salad myself.
But I'll take your pickle![]()
Fuck you all, here is what i yave been dong for the last 6 hours..... 80 gourmet deviled eggs (yes, they are really "gourmet" .. ) 4 big loafs of handmade french bread (i dont own a mixer, so its old school)... homemade flat bread for crisping for the smoked eggplant dip. Early dumb Easter dinner tommorw. However, i used hidden valley bottled ranch in one of my recipies. Ranch from scratch sounded so tedious. So i bitched out. That and I am ashamed to say i used jarred mayo.. I feel horrible for that sin.![]()
Just the eggs? ?? YOU BITCH!! Ive slaved away all day!! Dude, i made one batch with avacado instead of mayo.... then a little egg sized hunk of bacon nestled in the creamy goodness.. i did make 40 classic eggs.. some people are closed minded.
You'd like this eggplant... but it gives me the squirts.. so i do avoid it.
Fuck that. Let's have virtual reality sex!
Some oldies I ran across cleaning out my files. Again...NO REBLOGGING THE FACE in comments. PLEASE.
Oldies, but GoodiesSome oldies I ran across cleaning out my files. Again...NO REBLOGGING THE FACE in comments. PLEASE.
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Oh those sensual lips....
...and that is only the beginning!
Would you hire me?
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I told you...I sold my soul