The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Lorilei]

I tell you what... come up here and have a bite of this and you'll groan in ecstasy.

I'll swing by when I (if I ever) visit Garnate.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'll swing by when I (if I ever) visit Garnate.

Deal. I'll save you some.

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/TFXb4Q8.jpg

 

[RobDownSouth]

Even bad lasagna's better than any sex I've ever had.

I feel genuinely sorry for you.

-Rob "the worst sex I ever had was better than the best lasagna I ever ate" Down South

 

[Lorilei]

I feel genuinely sorry for you.

-Rob "the worst sex I ever had was better than the best lasagna I ever ate" Down South

Braggart.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Sex is easy to find; a good lasagna is elusive.

 

[yossi]

If you're looking for great sex and lasagna both in one night - just stop by my place.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If you're looking for great sex and lasagna both in one night - just stop by my place.

I'll take both with plenty of red gravy!

 

[yossi]

I'll take both with plenty of red gravy!

That's quite the euphemism.

 

[girlsmiley]

That means something different where I'm from. But it would make my day great!

Haha! Yeah.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Braggart.

Perhaps I need to hang out in better lasagna joints!

 

[Lorilei]

Perhaps I need to hang out in better lasagna joints!

Clearly!

Unrelated, I am fried to a crisp. Ouch.

 

[Beco]

here comes summer....

 

[Wings]

Ak-74. That's a thing, right? I shot that today, it was glorious. I thought I might fuck the man on the gun range. Later.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--aIdO66qt--/674043024224989582.gif

 

[thør]

Ak-74. That's a thing, right? I shot that today, it was glorious. I thought I might fuck the man on the gun range. Later.

Like shooting a bb gun with a bit of noise and flash.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Ak-74. That's a thing, right? I shot that today, it was glorious. I thought I might fuck the man on the gun range. Later.

47.

And yes, they do give one a stiffie.

 

[thør]

47.

And yes, they do give one a stiffie.

the 74 is a bit more modern......

 

[JohnnySavage]

the 74 is a bit more modern......

Yea, but 47s are everywhere. 74s are pretty rare in the West.

 

[thør]

Yea, but 47s are everywhere. 74s are pretty rare in the West.

Not really......

 

[Aquagal]

Gray and overcast here. The mountains are out, so flatlanders can still marvel at their beauty, and I can daydream about new hiking, biking, skiing routes. I think it's gonna snow.

Thongs yesterday, boots today. I woke up to snow and then it snowed for several hours today.

My mosquito outlook isn't looking good. I may see one of those mosquito magnets in my summer future if it's forecast to be as bad as last year.

 

[Wings]

It was a 74, not a 47. I do know that much.

And the noise. Yeah. Fuck. I need to go attack someone.

 

[NHKitty]

I make pretty phenomenal lasagna.

 

[thør]

http://thefederalistpapers.integratedmarket.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/5c3UV7P.jpg

 

[JohnnySavage]

First Battleship and now Pacific Rim. It's stinker night on HBO.