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PrettyKitty10
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Our old...age and time, use to hang out by our bedroom window and listen to wife and I. We had to start closing the window and turning up the radio.
haha! oh yeah...I had a neighbor like that once! So creepy!
She is. I watched a 47 minute with her on Howard Stern and she's got to be a genius.
I went to wedding in Iowa and the reception was at the bride's family home on the pig farm. I could hear the little piggies squealin' while their brother was on the spit. It was one of those ... oh my we don't get out meat at the supermarket? moments.
LMAO...now that's funny!
A Very Naughty Housewife indeed...lucky UPS man![]()
He never came by...dammit...LOL
I just read your Bio and I love it. I've been lurking about your thread every few days, but don't have the time to get here every day. I just had to comment on it.
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BIO: Fact: my tits are real as fuck. If you like fake tits, look away.
Response: They are real as fuck and sexier. Best tits on any thread.
BIO: Fact: I am old as fuck. Probably older than you think. If you don’t like MILF’s, then look away.
Response: I'm older than you, so I'm older than fuck. I love MILFs. They know what the fuck they are doing and appreciate good sex.
BIO: Fact: I’m short as fuck. Pocket sized. If you don’t like petite girls, look away.
Response: Who cares. You are a fucking sex bomb.
BIO: Fact: I’m smart as fuck. If you like bimbo’s or lifeless fuck dolls, look away. I’m a smart ass. A ball buster. I'm an opinionated conundrum and at times I tend to contradict myself and spew a lot of bullshit. I don’t want to be your little girl, your slut or your princess. I’m here to have fun, flirt, break a few hearts and have a good time.
Response: That's what makes you so fun. Besides, sexy and sex are better when someone is smart, intelligent, and has a good imagination. That's what makes someone really sexy.
Bottom Line: You are the (sex) bomb! Don't ever, ever change.
hehe...I had a good time writing that. it seems to be quite a conversation starter for sure
mmm colorful
those wonderful nipples are even more suckable![]()
ooohhhh then come taste
Not yet. Two-three weeks out stillThanks
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I will want pics. Just sayin! Are you getting excited?
Ty, hmmmm common sexiness sounds like a perfect match like your avi & my profile pic![]()
Nom nom...chocolate and vanilla...yum.