Just Can't Seem to Stay Away

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Our old...age and time, use to hang out by our bedroom window and listen to wife and I. We had to start closing the window and turning up the radio.

haha! oh yeah...I had a neighbor like that once! So creepy!

She is. I watched a 47 minute with her on Howard Stern and she's got to be a genius.

I went to wedding in Iowa and the reception was at the bride's family home on the pig farm. I could hear the little piggies squealin' while their brother was on the spit. It was one of those ... oh my we don't get out meat at the supermarket? moments.

LMAO...now that's funny!

A Very Naughty Housewife indeed...lucky UPS man ;)

He never came by...dammit...LOL

I just read your Bio and I love it. I've been lurking about your thread every few days, but don't have the time to get here every day. I just had to comment on it.
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BIO: Fact: my tits are real as fuck. If you like fake tits, look away.
Response: They are real as fuck and sexier. Best tits on any thread.

BIO: Fact: I am old as fuck. Probably older than you think. If you don’t like MILF’s, then look away.
Response: I'm older than you, so I'm older than fuck. I love MILFs. They know what the fuck they are doing and appreciate good sex.

BIO: Fact: I’m short as fuck. Pocket sized. If you don’t like petite girls, look away.
Response: Who cares. You are a fucking sex bomb.

BIO: Fact: I’m smart as fuck. If you like bimbo’s or lifeless fuck dolls, look away. I’m a smart ass. A ball buster. I'm an opinionated conundrum and at times I tend to contradict myself and spew a lot of bullshit. I don’t want to be your little girl, your slut or your princess. I’m here to have fun, flirt, break a few hearts and have a good time.
Response: That's what makes you so fun. Besides, sexy and sex are better when someone is smart, intelligent, and has a good imagination. That's what makes someone really sexy.


Bottom Line: You are the (sex) bomb! Don't ever, ever change.

hehe...I had a good time writing that. it seems to be quite a conversation starter for sure ;)

mmm colorful
those wonderful nipples are even more suckable :D

ooohhhh then come taste

Not yet. Two-three weeks out still :D Thanks :kiss:

I will want pics. Just sayin! Are you getting excited?

Ty, hmmmm common sexiness sounds like a perfect match like your avi & my profile pic ;)

Nom nom...chocolate and vanilla...yum.
 
Color copies of a set from the other day. It was suggested to me that I name these Christ on a cracker...so...here you go. I have plans this morning...be back later :)

When I see your pictures- I think - I am glad I am a boy! :catroar:
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

That's a lot of qualifying. Stop being so sexy. :)
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY HEAVENLY
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

This is reverse psychology so we'll all say you're totally hot, isn't it? :rolleyes: Har har har.

You totally beautiful, love. :heart: Now sit on my cock. That's how you show a man you love him! :D
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

Your eye is beautiful. :D
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

Very pretty PrettyKitty!:cattail:
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

It's like you're trying to undersell a sports car by saying 'it runs a bit loud'.

Stop it.
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

1. iPhone cameras have taken the most amount of pictures ever.
2. I disagree.
3. Is there such a thing?
4. My big fat Greek mirror?
5. Can't wait.
6. See #2
 
For the person who wanted to see my hair.
1. I have the worlds worst phone camera
2. I'm a shitty photographer
3. I am literally way too blonde...and I'm having urges to dip dye it pink again
4. A strong case could be made for me needing to windex the mirror
5. I promise to do it pretty and nice for pics Monday
6. I look like crap...no make up, so enjoy the one eye

shhhhhh.... just be sexy, don't make up excuses for fake problems.
 
shhhhhh.... just be sexy, don't make up excuses for fake problems.

shutting up now

1. iPhone cameras have taken the most amount of pictures ever.
2. I disagree.
3. Is there such a thing?
4. My big fat Greek mirror?
5. Can't wait.
6. See #2

I dont have an iPhone, LOL

It's like you're trying to undersell a sports car by saying 'it runs a bit loud'.

Stop it.

Fine..I get it...I get it...

You're lovely. xoxo

danka

You are fucking gorgeous...case closed ;)

spank you

Very pretty PrettyKitty!:cattail:

Thank you love

I loved the pic I think you look fantastic :)

Thank you

Your eye is beautiful. :D

hahah...thanks

This is reverse psychology so we'll all say you're totally hot, isn't it? :rolleyes: Har har har.

You totally beautiful, love. :heart: Now sit on my cock. That's how you show a man you love him! :D

Gah...sometimes I just negative self talk...so shoosh

YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND SEXY HEAVENLY

thank you *kiss*
 
I feel like all the replies are a test of how many ways you can say thank you. You do very well lol
 
Gah...sometimes I just negative self talk...so shoosh

Har har. Not like I was being serious anyway. Except for the pretty part. Ah I want to be a smart ass to you but I just don't feel like it. :p So I'll shower you with love instead. :heart: *gasp* Is my game slipping? :eek:
 
Too funny...

I'm streaming tunes if you'd like to listen.

Radio PrettyKitty then m3u

ooohhhhhhhhhhhh I will...I'm just drinking and writing...I was supposed to do something tonight. But didn't...so YAY

I feel like all the replies are a test of how many ways you can say thank you. You do very well lol

Thank you, thank you very much. (say it like Elvis)

Har har. Not like I was being serious anyway. Except for the pretty part. Ah I want to be a smart ass to you but I just don't feel like it. :p So I'll shower you with love instead. :heart: *gasp* Is my game slipping? :eek:

Nah, I like smart asses. Someone needs to be able to take what I dish out ;)
 
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