The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[gotsnowgotslush]

*Rage Comic's face of true fulfillment* Dat Knowledge!

 

[neci]

Don't get me started...



http://media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com/736x/7c/1c/a1/7c1ca182c8049f784c079118af64253a.jpg

the lion cut. that poor baby.

 

[Wings]

Salad and Blowjob Day

That's every day for me. Well, not for me but with me.

 

[neci]

i've already had a salad. where's my blowjob?

 

[Wings]

Whip it out, baby.

 

[neci]

olo

 

[neci]

olo

(it's growing)

 

[neci]

OlO

oh yeah.

 

[Wings]

Fuck it, I can't make the jizz drawing work on my phone.

 

[neci]

i'm just going to pretend you swallowed.

olo

*sigh*

 

[Wings]

Yes, next I was going to add my mouth to it.

 

[neci]

you have a purty mouth.

 

[Saint Peter]

That's every day for me. Well, not for me but with me.

Oh.


Do you have dinner plans tonight?

 

[neci]

Oh.


Do you have dinner plans tonight?

i believe she's already been fed.

 

[Saint Peter]

Are you salad blocking me???

 

[thør]

Are you salad blocking me???

Embrace the chopsticks!

 

[bluemuse]

Jimmy Fallon as Tom Petty performing Stop Draggin My Heart Around with Stevie Nicks was awesome last night.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--D_gNSqBO--/c_fit,fl_progressive,w_636/qvdtgwjmldq4dfw8kier.gif

 

[lovetoread]

Who the fuck left the gb door unlocked?

 

[RedAllan]

Who the fuck left the gb door unlocked?

They got in through the cat flap.

 

[Wings]

It's probably my fault, I was over playing on the PG.

 

[JohnnySavage]

Cherry blossoms are in full bloom and so are the tourists.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You know... in the winter the afternoon sun shines on a picture in my living room (a Morli original and prized piece), but this time of year the very same sun shines on a different picture. It's almost as if the Savage Manse was designed by the Mayans.

 

[Sean]

Engineered vaginas grown in women for the first time

 

[Mr Noone]

I've always wanted to fuck twins.