Hi! I'm new. Just being polite and saying hi... did I mention I was new? Um... hi.

[Nuxy]

It appears the Doctor received a response?

Is she worth it Doc? The mystical mowi has enchanted me with her words, and yet I have failed to warrant a response thus far. Shall I lay in wait?

 

[nasrudin9]

I am the EagerVirgin

Your private messages are full so I have to post here. Aren't you going to help me so I don't have to be a virgin anymore? You could teach me. That doesn't interest you? To help a struggling young man learn how to please a woman?

 

[mowi]

I like large parties. They're so intimate. At small parties there isn't any privacy..

Sorry I kept you waiting, old sport. But just when I think I've been everywhere, and seen everything and done everything (God, I'm sophisticated!), along comes mowi, like a green light at the end of a dock.

And, dammit, *sniff*, I've never seen such beautiful shirts before...

Welcome, welcome. And thank you. You know how to throw a party. When you do, everyone from Lit comes out to play.

Thank you for the very sweet message, old sport.

 

[mowi]

Perhaps I should allow the good Doctor to take this one...?

Is she worth it Doc? The mystical mowi has enchanted me with her words, and yet I have failed to warrant a response thus far. Shall I lay in wait?

I know my PM box was full at some point yesterday, but I have yet to receive a PM from you. Perhaps try sending it again? No point in lying wait in haste...

 

[mowi]

Pm box open now...

Your private messages are full so I have to post here. Aren't you going to help me so I don't have to be a virgin anymore? You could teach me. That doesn't interest you? To help a struggling young man learn how to please a woman?

Feel free to try again, virgin. Or... try at all? He he... okay. My bad Poor joke. You seem a bit too eager and forward to actually be a virgin, but I'll play. How old are you "virgin"?

 

[jenibee]

mowi, welcome to Lit, where every man is entitled to your time, and for you to play along with their fantasies.

In the past I've taken multiple approaches to this, from being very polite, to simply direct, to flat-out rude, and found that everyone responds differently. Some respect snark and are rewarded with additional respect from me, and some respect a polite "sorry, I'm a bit overwhelmed at the moment" approach, which I also reward with respect. I'm really glad the more persistent guys here haven't scared you off yet, because I like my new partner in crime.

If it gets to be too much, at least there's a handy ignore feature. I hope I'm not coming off as condescending because you seem to know how to handle yourself in a room full of men. Just wanting to give you the ol' "you don't have to put up with this" pep talk. I'd hate for the good experiences to be drowned out by the bad ones, as there are awesome dudes aplenty in these parts. And after all, what are sisters for?

*Politely steps off soapbox*

 

[mowi]

Best. Sister. Ever!!!

mowi, welcome to Lit, where every man is entitled to your time, and for you to play along with their fantasies.

In the past I've taken multiple approaches to this, from being very polite, to simply direct, to flat-out rude, and found that everyone responds differently. Some respect snark and are rewarded with additional respect from me, and some respect a polite "sorry, I'm a bit overwhelmed at the moment" approach, which I also reward with respect. I'm really glad the more persistent guys here haven't scared you off yet, because I like my new partner in crime.

If it gets to be too much, at least there's a handy ignore feature. I hope I'm not coming off as condescending because you seem to know how to handle yourself in a room full of men. Just wanting to give you the ol' "you don't have to put up with this" pep talk. I'd hate for the good experiences to be drowned out by the bad ones, as there are awesome dudes aplenty in these parts. And after all, what are sisters for?

*Politely steps off soapbox*

Thanks for the advice, Sis! That message really made me smile. <-see? Lol! I have been a bit overwhelmed by both the sheer number and intensity of some of the responses, but I'm just trying to take it all one step at a time. I try to answer messages in timely and respectful manners because I truly am appreciative that others decided to share a bit of their time with me. I'll keep your advice in mind when I come upon a bad egg.

Once things settle down some (I'm sure I'll be old news soon. Ha!), I think I'll come find you for some sister time. Have a wonderful day! Thanks again!

 

[mowi]

The mourning period has officially began...

You'll be missed... from your face paint to the neon arm streamers... you were the "Ultimate" James Hellwig.

 

[SC_Chiver]

You'll be missed... from your face paint to the neon arm streamers... you were the "Ultimate" James Hellwig.

Speculations of what happened? I watched the video from RAW this morning. Crazy timing of events.

 

[Doctor13]

You'll be missed... from your face paint to the neon arm streamers... you were the "Ultimate" James Hellwig.

Knowing of your fondness for pro wrestling, I am sorry. Innovators and originals in any line of work are hard to come by. He truly was one of a kind and will be missed.

http://www.pwpix.net/superstars/u/ultimatewarrior/images/ultimate-warrior-wwf-champion.jpg

 

[mowi]

Speculations of what happened? I watched the video from RAW this morning. Crazy timing of events.

I wish I knew... it seems as though the life expectancy for many of these athletes is sadly not very long... just collapsing though? Something we don't know yet, I'm sure.

 

[mowi]

I'm going to make you fish fingers and custard...

You're truly the "Doctor" of my heart. Thank you for the kind posting. I'd be your "companion" any day...

 

[swag_man]

You're truly the "Doctor" of my heart. Thank you for the kind posting. I'd be your "companion" any day...

You seem like a lovely woman who has touched on the exhibitionism, fun and charm that many men find lustfully attractive.

Take care, have fun. Hope you so not mind if I sit and watch the proceedings here.

And your wingman (girl / person) seems to be doing an admirable job. [Yes I said admirable, not Admiral - because that were she gets fucked].

 

[Doctor13]

xxxxxxxxx

 

[mowi]

Hello Sweetie...

Am I to become your 'impossible girl' then?

 

[Doctor13]

xxxxxxxxx

 

[sexywriterfla]

I've been a lurker (read: pussy) for a few months now. Decided to grow a proverbial pair (because... well, I actually do HAVE a pussy, hence the lack of authentic cajones) and make a profile. Then my flight got delayed so I find myself sitting in an airport, surrounded by strangers, on a Saturday night instead of getting tipsy on a plane, also surrounded by strangers.

This got me thinking though... as I look around at all the other people on their phones and tablets, what if some fellow Litsters (is that the appropriate term?) were sitting in this very airport, also reading sexy stories and trolling the personals for naughty partners in crime?

Or... maybe I'm just an oversexed product of my generation that happens to think everyone else is thinking about sex as much as I am. Either way, feel free to shower this newbie with affection and say hi. :}

Cute post and welcome, Mowi.

 

[mowi]

Bravo on the simultaneous Wrestling/Who references...

(Walkin'n'talkin like an Aaron Sorkin character)

*shows guards psychic paper with "Wrestlemania VI, Section A, Row 1, Seats 15-16"*

Depends. Were you born to save me? Isn't that too much of a burden to put on any one person, no matter how extraordinary?

I don't know... with tickets like those, YOU Sir, are the extraordinary one. I suppose I'm no slouch myself though.

On a serious note, great references... color me (neon lime, orange, & pink of course) impressed.

 

[captainoz]

Speculations of what happened? I watched the video from RAW this morning. Crazy timing of events.

Steroids would be my guess. Very hard on the body.

 

[Doctor13]

xxxxxxxxx

 

[mrk829]

Aw thanks, mrk829!

Thank YOU for deciding to show it some more love, both to it and Jenibee! While I do not require any vouching for a member of my own lit. family (hiya sis!), it's nice to see others provide such warm praises for their fellow pervert.

As far as geography goes... Florida seemed like an apt armpit purely based upon it's sweltering climate, though I'm sure it gets rather warm downstairs for you fellas at times as well, so touché. Your way makes more sense aerial-wise as well. Cock and balls it is, Florida.

Thanks again for saying hi

you are both welcome.

 

[jenibee]

She's all about pro wrestling AND Doctor Who! Come on, fellas, who can resist?

She truly is our impossible girl!

 

[kingajtou]

What rock...

Welcome to a genuinely great conversationalist! Great thread and hopefully this place hasn't proven to be overwhelming

 

[dchockeyman]

I also had sex in the Admirals club at LAX!

With the private showers, it's almost too easy. Plus, slip the attendant a $20 and they'll never bother you...

 

[jenibee]

With the private showers, it's almost too easy. Plus, slip the attendant a $20 and they'll never bother you...

You don't gotta tell ME this; yer lookin at a pro* over here.




* Where doing it once means you're a pro.