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Thank you, PS! ;)

I feel a little rusty, but I'm getting back on the horse. :)
And I have a good partner. Not as good as you, but good. :)
 
Hi Scuttle!

hugs in a very polite way so there is minimal boob-pressage

And DesEsseintes... My god... That looks like heaven in a box. You spoil us.
Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Minimal boob-pressage?

Why is this a thing anyone would
*swoops in, pushes serpentine and Scuttle closer together for increased boob-pressage for no reason whatsoever, gobbles le pyramide de chocolats, and swoops back out before anyone notices me*

(Also, hey Fegg ;))

*sighs happily*

See? That's better.

*nods sagely*
 
I know you secretly want to thank me. You are welcome ;)

And wha-no I didn't eat those delicious chocolates you must be mistaken *discreetly wipes off chocolate smears from mouth*
 
Starry, you're a naughty little imp.

But I still love you.

giggles

And Scuttle, boob-pressage is always a good thing... But... Do you think you could let me go?

is clearly suffering the effects of severe boob-pressage

This is just getting awkward.
 
Starry, you're a naughty little imp.

But I still love you.

giggles

And Scuttle, boob-pressage is always a good thing... But... Do you think you could let me go?

is clearly suffering the effects of severe boob-pressage

This is just getting awkward.

*blinks*

But.. why would I want to do that?

What can the effects of severe boob-pressage be, really? Surely they're not that bad!
 
Starry-Eyed, as someone once told me, 'You lie like a hairy egg!' But you do it so charmingly that it is impossible to hold a grudge. Meanwhile, may I offer you my handkerchief? <Coughs discreetly, makes swift gesture to Starry's chocolate-coated chin.>

Mr Brutal and Ms Serpentine: I love the way people collaborate on stories here. What a cute idea.
 
Go on - mention some names. Nobody here but us chickens...If I decide to dip my toes into the world of collaborative story-writing, is there anyone I ought to avoid?
 
Starry, you're a naughty little imp.

But I still love you.

giggles

Heehee ;) and I, you. <3


I've not really delved into the world of collaborative writing either, but I've just had a quick glance and YES you should be VERY careful who you join forces with =0 Definitely sounds like a fun and effective cure for writer's block though :)

*graciously accepts handkerchief, wipes chin, hands it back*
 
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A recommendation for everyone looking to jump in...

At the top of this forum is an SRP Profile thread, that will give other writers a quick idea of what you're looking for, what you like and don't like, that sort of thing. It's definitely helpful in finding people that you mesh well with.
 
Ah, Scuttle, that is indeed helpful! I think it's also about finding someone who fits well with my writing style . . . which might be a bit hard, but meh, I might have a go sometime.

*opens door* Come in, come in! I've just put the kettle on . . .
 
I'd be honoured to write with you, Ms Starry Eyed - or indeed any one of the charming people here - but how would they know what I write like? It might be a marriage made in hell. We'd need some sort of authorial pre-nup...

Tea sounds delightful. May I have Darjeeling, please, in bone china? I'm feeling whimsical today.
 
I mean, stalking someone's story submissions page is an idea, but of course we don't have any up yet :/ But I can't imagine writing with you would be anything less than a delight!

Of course you may, good sir! Have some scones too, I promise I won't eat them.
 
Sorry - was round the corner releasing a carrier pigeon.

Des' Easy enough for someone of your talent to scribble off a missive on the main site no? My worry would be keeping people from finding out what I write like :)
 
You are both too kind. As far as you know I might write like a drunkard in a lift armed only with a stuttering magic marker.

It's a minefield, I tells ye.
 
saunters into the room flamboyantly, throwing her scarf over her shoulder with a flourish before stealing a scone

Ah. Scones. I'm surprised that they've managed to survive with Starry about.

Good afternoon folks! How is everyone today?

blows kisses to everyone
 
Well aren't you cheeky and looking glamorous today!

I'm okay, considering. I kind of failed my driving test this morning =/ but it was my first time, it was generally fine, the examiner was just a teensy bit too patronising and . . . just weird to make me feel comfortable >_<

Tea and knitting therapy is helping.
 
<Catches carelessly flung kiss surreptitiously, before conjuring up a Faberge trinket box from his inside pocket and settling the invisible memento deep within its velvet recesses.>

Good afternoon, O serpentine one. You are looking more beautiful than dawn on a spring meadow, as ever. We were discussing good people with whom to write collaboratively, both in terms of style and content. How do you find your authorial partners, may I ask?

Oh - and shall I be mother? <Gestures at antique silver samovar perched precariously on the Louis XV occasional table.>
 
Well aren't you cheeky and looking glamorous today!

I'm okay, considering. I kind of failed my driving test this morning =/ but it was my first time, it was generally fine, the examiner was just a teensy bit too patronising and . . . just weird to make me feel comfortable >_<

Tea and knitting therapy is helping.

All the best people fail first time, Ms Starry Eyed. And do forgive the poor old examiner - he was probably mesmerised by your beauty, as anyone would be. You should learn to dip your attractiveness rather than flashing it full beam at everyone so that they are dazzled.
 
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