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[Niceandbrutal]

Thank you, PS!

I feel a little rusty, but I'm getting back on the horse.
And I have a good partner. Not as good as you, but good.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Hi Scuttle!

hugs in a very polite way so there is minimal boob-pressage

And DesEsseintes... My god... That looks like heaven in a box. You spoil us.

Wait. Wait, wait, wait.

Minimal boob-pressage?

Why is this a thing anyone would

*swoops in, pushes serpentine and Scuttle closer together for increased boob-pressage for no reason whatsoever, gobbles le pyramide de chocolats, and swoops back out before anyone notices me*

(Also, hey Fegg )

*sighs happily*

See? That's better.

*nods sagely*

 

[prettyserpentine]

blushes

Yeah. What would you do without dear little Starry....

 

[StarryEyed665]

I know you secretly want to thank me. You are welcome

And wha-no I didn't eat those delicious chocolates you must be mistaken *discreetly wipes off chocolate smears from mouth*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

blushes

Yeah. What would you do without dear little Starry....

There would seem to be less boob-pressage in my life which, I think we can all agree, would be a tragedy.

*nods sagely*

 

[prettyserpentine]

Starry, you're a naughty little imp.

But I still love you.

giggles

And Scuttle, boob-pressage is always a good thing... But... Do you think you could let me go?

is clearly suffering the effects of severe boob-pressage

This is just getting awkward.

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

Starry, you're a naughty little imp.

But I still love you.

giggles

And Scuttle, boob-pressage is always a good thing... But... Do you think you could let me go?

is clearly suffering the effects of severe boob-pressage

This is just getting awkward.

*blinks*

But.. why would I want to do that?

What can the effects of severe boob-pressage be, really? Surely they're not that bad!

 

[DesEsseintes]

Starry-Eyed, as someone once told me, 'You lie like a hairy egg!' But you do it so charmingly that it is impossible to hold a grudge. Meanwhile, may I offer you my handkerchief? <Coughs discreetly, makes swift gesture to Starry's chocolate-coated chin.>

Mr Brutal and Ms Serpentine: I love the way people collaborate on stories here. What a cute idea.

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Collaboration on stories can be a great thing. Or not. Not mentioning any names, though...

 

[DesEsseintes]

Go on - mention some names. Nobody here but us chickens...If I decide to dip my toes into the world of collaborative story-writing, is there anyone I ought to avoid?

 

[Niceandbrutal]

Go on - mention some names. Nobody here but us chickens...If I decide to dip my toes into the world of collaborative story-writing, is there anyone I ought to avoid?

Oh yes.

 

[StarryEyed665]

Starry, you're a naughty little imp.

But I still love you.

giggles

Heehee and I, you. <3


I've not really delved into the world of collaborative writing either, but I've just had a quick glance and YES you should be VERY careful who you join forces with =0 Definitely sounds like a fun and effective cure for writer's block though

*graciously accepts handkerchief, wipes chin, hands it back*

 

[Scuttle Buttin']

A recommendation for everyone looking to jump in...

At the top of this forum is an SRP Profile thread, that will give other writers a quick idea of what you're looking for, what you like and don't like, that sort of thing. It's definitely helpful in finding people that you mesh well with.

 

[Bert_Fegg]

*Knocks on the door*

Anyone home?.......

 

[StarryEyed665]

Ah, Scuttle, that is indeed helpful! I think it's also about finding someone who fits well with my writing style . . . which might be a bit hard, but meh, I might have a go sometime.

*opens door* Come in, come in! I've just put the kettle on . . .

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'd be honoured to write with you, Ms Starry Eyed - or indeed any one of the charming people here - but how would they know what I write like? It might be a marriage made in hell. We'd need some sort of authorial pre-nup...

Tea sounds delightful. May I have Darjeeling, please, in bone china? I'm feeling whimsical today.

 

[StarryEyed665]

I mean, stalking someone's story submissions page is an idea, but of course we don't have any up yet :/ But I can't imagine writing with you would be anything less than a delight!

Of course you may, good sir! Have some scones too, I promise I won't eat them.

 

[Bert_Fegg]

Sorry - was round the corner releasing a carrier pigeon.

Des' Easy enough for someone of your talent to scribble off a missive on the main site no? My worry would be keeping people from finding out what I write like

 

[DesEsseintes]

You are both too kind. As far as you know I might write like a drunkard in a lift armed only with a stuttering magic marker.

It's a minefield, I tells ye.

 

[StarryEyed665]

Hey. It would still be better than most of the drivel on this site ;P

 

[prettyserpentine]

saunters into the room flamboyantly, throwing her scarf over her shoulder with a flourish before stealing a scone

Ah. Scones. I'm surprised that they've managed to survive with Starry about.

Good afternoon folks! How is everyone today?

blows kisses to everyone

 

[Bert_Fegg]

I'm feeling wonderful How are you?

 

[StarryEyed665]

Well aren't you cheeky and looking glamorous today!

I'm okay, considering. I kind of failed my driving test this morning =/ but it was my first time, it was generally fine, the examiner was just a teensy bit too patronising and . . . just weird to make me feel comfortable >_<

Tea and knitting therapy is helping.

 

[DesEsseintes]

<Catches carelessly flung kiss surreptitiously, before conjuring up a Faberge trinket box from his inside pocket and settling the invisible memento deep within its velvet recesses.>

Good afternoon, O serpentine one. You are looking more beautiful than dawn on a spring meadow, as ever. We were discussing good people with whom to write collaboratively, both in terms of style and content. How do you find your authorial partners, may I ask?

Oh - and shall I be mother? <Gestures at antique silver samovar perched precariously on the Louis XV occasional table.>

 

[DesEsseintes]

Well aren't you cheeky and looking glamorous today!

I'm okay, considering. I kind of failed my driving test this morning =/ but it was my first time, it was generally fine, the examiner was just a teensy bit too patronising and . . . just weird to make me feel comfortable >_<

Tea and knitting therapy is helping.

All the best people fail first time, Ms Starry Eyed. And do forgive the poor old examiner - he was probably mesmerised by your beauty, as anyone would be. You should learn to dip your attractiveness rather than flashing it full beam at everyone so that they are dazzled.