The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Phelia]

sorry. i just reread the gluten part. seed bread i should eat. aye. i still love toad in the holes. farm fresh eggs. neighbors chickens are laying eggs. oh yeah.

I dream of having chickens! Urban chickens are against Toronto bylaws I have names picked out and everything. Henrietta and The Colonel. My neighbors are cool and not snitchers, so sometimes I'm tempted to go for it.

i feel like such a dick.

*jerks you off*

a playing with words, shift to standard zone. it actually felt french. there were hand gestures.

and the unwind continues.

J'adore les poulets.

 

[Batch]

Craziness

 

[Phelia]

Craziness

Find a comfy seat and I will make you a pot of tea and a toad-in-the-hole.

Should I speak to you in french? I'm so rusty! I wish Henrietta and The Colonel were here.

 

[Batch]

Find a comfy seat and I will make you a pot of tea and a toad-in-the-hole.

Should I speak to you in french? I'm so rusty! I wish Henrietta and The Colonel were here.

Ah, darling. French is not needed. Food and a cuppa perhaps, yes.

 

[Noor]

Hey Batch!

 

[neci]

slice of bread.

shot glass.

heat flat griddle pan over flame.

toast on pan, press hole with shot glass. toast circle on pan.

dab of butter in hole. melt.

egg.

set, yet a bit of yellow run. juicy. soft. dash of salt and pepper.

coffee.

bread.

i want eggs now.

quiero mis juevos.

add in a fucking bloody maria; homemade bloody mary mix, tomatoes and peppers and chile and pepper and ajo and yum. tequila. lunazul is a good mixer. i like it as a base.

 

[pointless]

And now the Game of Thrones theme is stuck in my head. Bingewatching is dangerous.

try the porn parody next. it's stupid, but spencer scott actually kind looks like the dragon chick (yeah, i don't watch and i'm not going to even try to spell it. sue me) and the hand maiden scene isn't just a lesbian tease.

but holy shit were the jokes bad. fucking porn humor.

 

[Sinny]

Batch!

 

[Batch]

Hey Batch!

Evening, ma'am.

slice of bread.

shot glass.

heat flat griddle pan over flame.

toast on pan, press hole with shot glass. toast circle on pan.

dab of butter in hole. melt.

egg.

set, yet a bit of yellow run. juicy. soft. dash of salt and pepper.

coffee.

bread.

i want eggs now.

quiero mis juevos.

add in a fucking bloody maria; homemade bloody mary mix, tomatoes and peppers and chile and pepper and ajo and yum. tequila. lunazul is a good mixer. i like it as a base.

Nummers, neci

 

[Batch]

Batch!

(Kisses)

 

[EndCredits]

try the porn parody next. it's stupid, but spencer scott actually kind looks like the dragon chick (yeah, i don't watch and i'm not going to even try to spell it. sue me) and the hand maiden scene isn't just a lesbian tease.

but holy shit were the jokes bad. fucking porn humor.

Daenerys. I had to google that to confirm, but I can spell Targaryan without consulting. Also that porn star has fake boobs.

 

[pointless]

Daenerys. I had to google that to confirm, but I can spell Targaryan without consulting. Also that porn star has fake boobs.

true, but i was bored and it was new so there's that. she's cute besides that personality flaw, though.

also, that show just needs more lesbians.

 

[Wings]

We just got back from seeing it. Waaaay better than the first one.

There was zero sex, how do you have a cast of some of the hottest people on the planet, make a great movie and have no sex in it?

 

[girlsmiley]

Hearing my gay neighbour crank songs like Blue Bayou by Linda Ronstadt makes me want to go around and get very drunk with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGkaMfloq9E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

 

[bluemuse]

slice of bread.

shot glass.

heat flat griddle pan over flame.

toast on pan, press hole with shot glass. toast circle on pan.

dab of butter in hole. melt.

egg.

set, yet a bit of yellow run. juicy. soft. dash of salt and pepper.

coffee.

bread.

i want eggs now.

quiero mis juevos.

add in a fucking bloody maria; homemade bloody mary mix, tomatoes and peppers and chile and pepper and ajo and yum. tequila. lunazul is a good mixer. i like it as a base.

I make this in the wee hours to soak up the evening's sins. Works like a charm. My people call them one-eyed-jacks. Delicious by any name. Que no?

 

[bluemuse]

Hearing my gay neighbour crank songs like Blue Bayou by Linda Ronstadt makes me want to go around and get very drunk with him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGkaMfloq9E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Very cool. I the Ronstadt.

 

[girlsmiley]

Very cool. I the Ronstadt.

Me too. Beautiful voice. So I called my neighbour. He's firing up the barbie in 15. I'm taking my bottle of Baileys over there.

We're going to sing the night away together.

 

[Phelia]

Can't stop, won't stop.

 

[Phelia]

Me too. Beautiful voice. So I called my neighbour. He's firing up the barbie in 15. I'm taking my bottle of Baileys over there.

We're going to sing the night away together.

My new neighbor is an opera singer. She likes to practice her scales. That's okay. It sounds pretty.

Do we have music yet? I just hear my typing and it's like click click click click click.

 

[Laurel]

Me too. Beautiful voice. So I called my neighbour. He's firing up the barbie in 15.

Where I come from (Mars), that means you're going to light a doll on fire.

 

[dolf]

I my new house.

 

[girlsmiley]

Where I come from (Mars), that means you're going to light a doll on fire.

Women are from Venus, not Mars.

If we had a doll my mate would probably be dressing it in skinny jeans and a Ramones shirt. Come to think of it... Hawt.

How's you, Lozenge? Did you see Garnate's thread?

 

[girlsmiley]

I my new house.

Very nice! Looks cosy. Do you have a fireplace?

 

[Laurel]

Women are from Venus, not Mars.

If we had a doll my mate would probably be dressing it in skinny jeans and a Ramones shirt. Come to think of it... Hawt.

How's you, Lozenge? Did you see Garnate's thread?

I's good. How's you?

Yes, I saw it. lol I want to post a witty response onit, but I'm witless today.

 

[girlsmiley]

I's good. How's you?

Yes, I saw it. lol I want to post a witty response onit, but I'm witless today.

I'm great! Bit drunk, but I love you. Xx