Snapchat me

[Garnate]

Seriously. My friend Lani keeps sending me pics of her on the toilet with a strained look on her face. I don't want pics like that. Send me something good. Sexy. Funny. Anything but you taking a dump.

Should be easy to find me on there if you can read my user name here.

 

[Garnate]

No, no, it's cool. I'll wait.

 

[Epsfinest2214]

what the hell....sent you a request...

 

[Garnate]

what the hell....sent you a request...

I responded!

 

[BoyNextDoor]

My daughters Snapchat. I posted. And took it down

 

[IrezumiKiss]

Seriously. My friend Lani keeps sending me pics of her on the toilet with a strained look on her face. I don't want pics like that. Send me something good. Sexy. Funny. Anything but you taking a dump.

Should be easy to find me on there if you can read my user name here.

Wait, can I get with your friend Lani?

I would've suggested you get on Vine but they're not letting people do porny stuff anymore, so it's starting to suck now.

 

[Garnate]

My daughters Snapchat. I am just going to post.

Cute! And appreciated. Plus, I don't have to send a pic back. The lazy side of me is thrilled by this.

 

[Garnate]

Wait, can I get with your friend Lani?

I would've suggested you get on Vine but they're not letting people do porny stuff anymore, so it's starting to suck now.

How come I never got to see anything porny on Vine?!

 

[neci]

what the fuck is snapchat? is it some kind of hipster slut thing?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Given your Av and that pic you posted the other night, I think you went first.

 

[Garnate]

what the fuck is snapchat? is it some kind of hipster slut thing?

Yes.

Given your Av and that pic you posted the other night, I think you went first.

Oooooh agreed!

 

[Misshotndeep]

what the fuck is snapchat? is it some kind of hipster slut thing?

Maybe I'm old but I was wondering the same thing?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

what the fuck is snapchat? is it some kind of hipster slut thing?

It is the GastroPub of Twitter.


gastropub of music

 

[Garnate]

Maybe I'm old but I was wondering the same thing?

I hated the app at first. Now I'm like, fuck it, if people want me to snap pics of myself on the fly, they're going to have to enjoy me sans makeup. With crazy hair. And poor lighting.

 

[neci]

Yes.

okay.

Maybe I'm old but I was wondering the same thing?

i'm glad i'm not the only one.

It is the GastroPub of Twitter.


gastropub of music

it's just too much drama. i create enough in my own little world, then have to run around arranging things differently. plus, twitter scares me. actually, sometimes, i'd like to follow twitter to follow international politics, but then it would consume me alive. i'd be lost down some rabbit hole with no return; tunneling under borders, dropping off oranges.

I hated the app at first. Now I'm like, fuck it, if people want me to snap pics of myself on the fly, they're going to have to enjoy me sans makeup. With crazy hair. And poor lighting.

now, this makes me happy. so you just take pictures of yourself and send them to people? and people send them to you? okay. got it.

 

[Garnate]

now, this makes me happy. so you just take pictures of yourself and send them to people? and people send them to you? okay. got it.

Fuck Twitter.

I've had more fun with this app than I originally thought I would. Give it a whirl!

 

[Killswitch]

I just want to look at you...and your pics.

 

[neci]

Fuck Twitter.

I've had more fun with this app than I originally thought I would. Give it a whirl!

i would, but i don't do apps. except for the free angry birds. little fucking pigs and monkeys.

 

[Garnate]

I just want to look at you...and your pics.

See, it's more fun (for me) if you do the same. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. That sort of reciprocation.

 

[Garnate]

i would, but i don't do apps. except for the free angry birds. little fucking pigs and monkeys.

How am I supposed to get random pictures of your lunch and whatnot?? COME ON.

 

[Killswitch]

See, it's more fun (for me) if you do the same. I scratch your back, you scratch mine. That sort of reciprocation.

I'd rather rub your feet.

 

[Garnate]

I'd rather rub your feet.

There isn't an app for that yet.

 

[neci]

How am I supposed to get random pictures of your lunch and whatnot?? COME ON.

i got fat, so i have to starve myself.

no. you do not get my cheetos photos.

 

[Garnate]

i got fat, so i have to starve myself.

no. you do not get my cheetos photos.

WELL ALLOW ME TO SHOUT MY TEXT AT YOU AND FAUX STOMP OFF IN A DRAMATIC FASHION!

 

[EndCredits]

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/a2/a2768f139c3bb8d6e9b6d9f6d5a3b0679bd20780d3d056a76b397435b27ffc8c.jpg

What I imagine you're getting now.