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The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

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yossi said:
Do you pick bouquets of flowers so as to woo your lovers?
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No... I have cats. And I'm old. And I like Crocs. You do the maths on that.


I'm pretty sure that sometime in the mid-90s all the women in the world had a meeting and agreed as a group, that I should never seen a naked woman again.
 
Wings said:
It's my meeting, and yeah, I sent out the notice saying if we had snow the meeting was postponed but I'll get a few dumb bunnies who will show anyway.
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If only.

If only we would have snow, or rain.

When your food prices go up, you'll know why.
 
yossi said:
Do you pick bouquets of flowers so as to woo your lovers?
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JohnnySavage™ has always been much more practical...he picks bouquets of herbs and spices so that women might make tastier fried chicken for him.
 
JohnnySavage said:
My neighbor is out getting his garden set for the spring planting. I can hardly wait for my midnight raiding! I may use a ninja suit this year.
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My neighbor had a peach tree, man that was good living....
 
JohnnySavage said:
No... I have cats. And I'm old. And I like Crocs. You do the maths on that.


I'm pretty sure that sometime in the mid-90s all the women in the world had a meeting and agreed as a group, that I should never seen a naked woman again.
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I was never good at word problems, but I think the biggest issue is the crocs. How attached are you?
 
yossi said:
I was never good at word problems, but I think the biggest issue is the crocs. How attached are you?
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Eh... I'm ambivalent about them. I yam who I yam.


Did you see the jobs report?

Up 192,000.

All the private sector jobs lost in the recession have been replaced. Government employment way down. Average hours worked is up.
 
JohnnySavage said:
Eh... I'm ambivalent about them. I yam who I yam.


Did you see the jobs report?

Up 192,000.

All the private sector jobs lost in the recession have been replaced. Government employment way down. Average hours worked is up.
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When the vettebigot awakes, he'll remind you that positive job numbers don't count when a Democrat lives in the White House.
 
What I should do right now is post an awesome picture of a girl with her legs spread.

"But that shit ain't right."

"I'm jus' tryin' real hard to be the shepard."

You get that, Ringo?
 
Just heard a great exchange:
"Are you left-handed"?
"No, just playing "Life" in hardcore mode"
 
Fuck it.

I've decided that today will be the start of a three-day weekend.

I'll start fresh on Monday, 8:00am sharp.
 
Oh I LOVE this....
For a publicity stunt, a computer security company wanted to see if any public figure was dumb enough to use their name as their password on their gmail accounts.

They got exactly one victim:

Conservative hatemonger and "national security expert" Allen West. His password was "allenwest".

That's some mighty fine security there, Allen.
 
I need a third hand so I can properly manicure my right hand. But then I'd need a fourth hand to do my third a hand, and a fifth hand to manicure...
 
Laurel said:
I need a third hand so I can properly manicure my right hand. But then I'd need a fourth hand to do my third a hand, and a fifth hand to manicure...
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*sigh*
you're going about this all wrong, laurel. remember what i told you before . . . minions :cool:
 
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