The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Wings]

Yeah, understood Maybe they will cancel/postpone the meeting?

It's my meeting, and yeah, I sent out the notice saying if we had snow the meeting was postponed but I'll get a few dumb bunnies who will show anyway.

 

[Wings]

I'm going to need someone to wake me up if the hilarity finally ensues.

Thank you

 

[Noor]

MN 65 northbound: Road closed.
between I-694 and Exit 38: Central Avenue (Fridley). The road is closed due to a vehicle on fire.

Comment: All traffic on northbound MN-65 is diverted to eastbound I-694. Traffic exiting to MN-65 from I-694 eastbound is only permitted to go south on MN-65.

It's pouring down super wet snow, so how does this happen?

 

[Sinny]

I'm going to need someone to wake me up if the hilarity finally ensues.

Thank you

I am also going to need a hilarity wake-up call. Thanks in advance.

 

[Noor]

So do we need a database for the hilarity wake up calls?

 

[Noor]

Yeah, understood Maybe they will cancel/postpone the meeting?

It's getting kind of nasty on the highways, the crashes and spin outs are in full force, someone is going the wrong way on 394, and the 511 Mndot traffic map is going from fair to difficult right near you and it's only just begun...

Cool, you can watch it live here!
Apparently the person going the wrong way is still doing it...

 

[yossi]

http://imgur.com/smJe433.gif

 

[islandman]

I'd like to get inside Amy Schumer.

If you know what I mean.


http://www.hyreviews.com/comics/Amy%20Schumer%203,%20cropped.jpg

 

[neci]

i'm going to miss dave.

 

[Lorilei]

i'm going to miss dave.

Me too! I can't believe it's been 30 years already.

 

[neci]

Me too! I can't believe it's been 30 years already.

i'm not ready to convert to anyone else yet. i really hope craig gets the spot, but then i won't have anyone to watch late late. i can't stand raymond.

 

[Lorilei]

i'm not ready to convert to anyone else yet. i really hope craig gets the spot, but then i won't have anyone to watch late late. i can't stand raymond.

I'm not up that late, so...

 

[islandman]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/81876a2d2c983289e058a341a1d397e1/tumblr_mlfcvkGQ7a1s9gkxbo1_500.jpg

I, for one, certainly hope so.

 

[neci]

I'm not up that late, so...

he's nice to crash out to, when i can't sleep.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

*lamentations* My poor Bruins! Why, universe, why ?

 

[neci]

my whole body is stiff. i need to get back into yoga.

 

[yossi]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvfq8olyVt1qz8yr3o1_500.jpg

Looks like it's about that time.

 

[Byron In Exile]

As always, I'm fantastic.

Well, if smack talking is what it takes, I'm all for it.

Hang on, now we dive.

(I'll hold you to that, by the way)

 

[Byron In Exile]

There is nothing better on Lit than having a Very Special PM from Phelia in your inbox first thing in the morning!

She loves me more.

I'm not co-captain for no reason, y'know.

 

[Byron In Exile]

So is Criminal Minds turning into Friday the 13th now?

Jason.

You are watching the wrong shows.

Srsly. You're watching junk, now.

 

[Byron In Exile]

This line is tiresome.

Let's start something new.

How would that be?

 

[girlsmiley]

This house is lovely, and the ride in her car was very cool, but I would much rather be at home.

In my bed under my doona. Sleeping.

Would it be weird to just crash on her couch while she's out buying Thai?

Meh. Zzzz.

 

[JohnnySavage]

My neighbor is out getting his garden set for the spring planting. I can hardly wait for my midnight raiding! I may use a ninja suit this year.

 

[RobDownSouth]

She loves me more.

I'm not co-captain for no reason, y'know.

What did I tell you about using sentences with triple negatives?

You won't attract the posh totties with poor diction.

 

[yossi]

My neighbor is out getting his garden set for the spring planting. I can hardly wait for my midnight raiding! I may use a ninja suit this year.

Do you pick bouquets of flowers so as to woo your lovers?