Hello, everyone!

[Byron In Exile]

I am the wife of Bywon. I mean Bryon... no, Byron.

Okay. So.

It makes me feel howwib... I mean horrible to say this, but he was chasing an acorn and was run over by a truck.

Some of you might not have known he was mawwie.. er, married, which is how he pwe... preferred it.

He died as he lived: tragically, and without consequence.

Donations can be made to whatever charity you like, but don't come around here, because his stuff is mine, now.

 

[topale]

What is it with these fucking nuts?

 

[Wat_Tyler]

Hey!!! Twat!!!!


He promised me his fucking LP collection.


And not liquid propane, either.


Get packin' and ship me my shit, stat!!!!

 

[subdued_passion]

I am the wife of Bywon. I mean Bryon... no, Byron.

Okay. So.

It makes me feel howwib... I mean horrible to say this, but he was chasing an acorn and was run over by a truck.

Some of you might not have known he was mawwie.. er, married, which is how he pwe... preferred it.

He died as he lived: tragically, and without consequence.

Donations can be made to whatever charity you like, but don't come around here, because his stuff is mine, now.

Care for some dick, babe? Cuz I'm packin'. *grabs crotch and shakes*

 

[Queersetti]

I'm Bryon and so is my wife!

 

[butters]

I am the wife of Bywon. I mean Bryon... no, Byron.

Okay. So.

It makes me feel howwib... I mean horrible to say this, but he was chasing an acorn and was run over by a truck.

Some of you might not have known he was mawwie.. er, married, which is how he pwe... preferred it.

He died as he lived: tragically, and without consequence.

Donations can be made to whatever charity you like, but don't come around here, because his stuff is mine, now.

i told him and told him about the dangers of acorn chasing... did he listen? noohhhh, cwlerwy not! is the twuck arwight?

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

that's nice to know

 

[Noor]

Sounds like someone is just vying for more chew toys...

I would how fast squirrels resurrect?