Idea for a new story

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Here's a post that someone made on one of my threads:

I have actually seen a penis that large. My best friend, my roommate for a while, used to have all the giggly rich girls bring their friends by just to see it. He was 5'2" tall so his cock was almost 20% of his total height. He also had very small hands and feet. he was much younger than I and e came to me for advice on how to make love to womn without hurting them. Apparently this was a problem. I advised him to always keep one hand on his cock.

I was thinking about writing a story about this guy.

My idea is that he is a painfully, shy college freshman from an affluent family (home-schooled growing up so he's a virgin). He meets his new roommate at the dorms...a tall, gregarious guy that has no problems getting laid at all. Kind of an odd couple vibe but they become fast friends. Roommate eventually finds out that his short buddy is a virgin and hung like John Holmes and decides to help him out. Soon he's getting a lot of hot girls that want to see his big hog but unfortunately are too intimidated to go all the way.

Eventually the gregarious friend introduces his little buddy to 6' 3" twins sisters that are on the volleyball team that end up deflowering him. The twins seriously underestimate him though. He fucks them both six ways from Sunday!

Anybody have any other ideas to jazz up this story?

 

[sirhugs]

sounds jazzy already

 

[stillaonewomanm]

What about some stoires about married sex, with no else involved

What about some stories or even separating stories with man and wife only sex. It seems they are only in BDSM or Anal stories here. None elsewhere.

 

[Hypoxia]

What about some stories or even separating stories with man and wife only sex. It seems they are only in BDSM or Anal stories here. None elsewhere.

Why the rarity? Probably because legal vanilla married sex isn't exactly the most exciting read.

And I'm not sure what this has to do with a big-schlong midget.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

Why the rarity? Probably because legal vanilla married sex isn't exactly the most exciting read.

And I'm not sure what this has to do with a big-schlong midget.

I think you have to be 4' 10" or shorter to be considered a midget.

 

[Hypoxia]

I think you have to be 4' 10" or shorter to be considered a midget.

Close enough.

 

[BurningMonkey]

I think you have to be 4' 10" or shorter to be considered a midget.

I don't know...if I knew someone with a penis 4'10" long, I certainly wouldn't think of him as a midget.

 

[Hypoxia]

I don't know...if I knew someone with a penis 4'10" long, I certainly wouldn't think of him as a midget.

You would if he was a blue whale. He'd only be half-size.

Back to the story. I recall underground and erotic comix on the subject. I have adapted some of those into a story that was rejected here, alas. The protagonist ended up with a truly monstrous appendage.

[He] found that he LIKED having a very very large penis and scrotum and testicles. Unfortunately, no woman has been found to match Randy's superlative dimensions. For masturbation purposes, Randy now prefers a top-loading Samsung dishwasher filled with raw liver and mayonnaise.

Just the right tool for the right job, eh?

 

[Nuff_Said]

I've heard a funny story about such sort of guy - short, with huge cock. He also had low blood pressure, so when he got hard, he simply fell unconscious.

So, for a fresh and funny "student dorm story" I'd suggest to plot everything about a group of girls, who want to try such big thing, but first they have to make this guy into a maraphon athlete, so he can stand the "process". And here come all sorts of incentives they could use, while he is lazy and his brain is spoiled with porn.

Won't work without a good bit of humor, of course.

 

[Carnevil9]

I think you have to be 4' 10" or shorter to be considered a midget.

Actually, the tallest midget on record was 7' 9". True story.