A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[butters]

*pours 2 fingers of Jack, serves coffee back* Here, get that in you. Nasty out today. You look hawt all windblown

*swallows hastily, nearly chokes...*
two fingers... ha

it was! hailstones, rain almost all day, cold, a bit blowy. luvverly stuff

*tilts glass to the 'tender and sips, appreciatively*

 

[HarryHill]

*swallows hastily, nearly chokes...*
two fingers... ha

it was! hailstones, rain almost all day, cold, a bit blowy. luvverly stuff

*tilts glass to the 'tender and sips, appreciatively*

*salutes with Pink Squirrel, moves umbrella, sips*

 

[butters]

*salutes with Pink Squirrel, moves umbrella, sips*

*peeks...* what's in that, Harry?

 

[HarryHill]

*peeks...* what's in that, Harry?

Pink Squirel
..
not for the faint of heart

 

[butters]

Pink Squirel
..
not for the faint of heart

looks like it should be frozen and eaten as a dessert... you've a sweet tooth, i know

 

[HarryHill]

looks like it should be frozen and eaten as a dessert... you've a sweet tooth, i know

It's either this or my empty coffee cup next to all the stuff that Ma'am's been baking

 

[butters]

It's either this or my empty coffee cup next to all the stuff that Ma'am's been baking

ooh, what's cookin'?

 

[HarryHill]

ooh, what's cookin'?

Fruit bread, custard, something from the store that looks like a giant ho-ho, and there's a part of a pie too.

 

[butters]

Fruit bread, custard, something from the store that looks like a giant ho-ho, and there's a part of a pie too.

ok, i'll bite: what's a giant ho-ho?

 

[HarryHill]

ok, i'll bite: what's a giant ho-ho?

*speaks from the hearth* It's thin chocolate cake wrapped around white frosting or filling

 

[butters]

*speaks from the hearth* It's thin chocolate cake wrapped around white frosting or filling

think we call those swiss rolls? http://swissrolls.littledebbie.com/www

 

[HarryHill]

think we call those swiss rolls? http://swissrolls.littledebbie.com/www

That's it, not a Ring Ding

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Enjoying a horlicks

 

[butters]

Enjoying a horlicks

night owl and i'm not touching the horlicks joke with a bargepole

 

[HarryHill]

night owl and i'm not touching the horlicks joke with a bargepole

*appears at elbow* Cocktail?

 

[HarryHill]

I said I wondered why people got a free pass at insulting others here on the forum. Now I know.

*Harry looks surprised and starts tapping on the wall to find where the voice is coming from, follows a scent of popcorn to the trap door and knocks* Hello?

 

[butters]

*appears at elbow* Cocktail?

ooh, wotcha got for me today, mr. barman?

 

[HarryHill]

ooh, wotcha got for me today, mr. barman?

Pours the red *never a bad choice* something else? a new sub today

 

[butters]

Pours the red *never a bad choice* something else? a new sub today

red's luvverly, mon petit piscatoré

a new sub? is it there yet or just subbed today?

 

[HarryHill]

red's luvverly, mon petit piscatoré

a new sub? is it there yet or just subbed today?

maybe 45 min. or hr.
my little fisherman mmm... would have made a better title than I used.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

night owl and i'm not touching the horlicks joke with a bargepole

damn ...........

 

[butters]

maybe 45 min. or hr.
my little fisherman mmm... would have made a better title than I used.

that remains to be seen - once it's out there, the reader gets to decide

damn ...........

heh... i hope you're reading pelegrino's sound post... my head is spinning! under sounds like ander ???

 

[HarryHill]

that remains to be seen - once it's out there, the reader gets to decide


heh... i hope you're reading pelegrino's sound post... my head is spinning! under sounds like ander ???

Yeah, ax scents are punny strings
..

 

[butters]

Yeah, ax scents are punny strings
..

well i've tried to explain but i don't know how well i did for him. perhaps Annie can record how to say the words! she has clear diction.

 

[Tsotha]

*Harry looks surprised and starts tapping on the wall to find where the voice is coming from, follows a scent of popcorn to the trap door and knocks* Hello?

Who's there?