As The Hospital Pervs-- It's Overtime Time

[sweepthefloor]

Hold up, I'm deciding on the most apt sex joke.

Aside from that, you are very much a hulu hooping human, but I will be your mentor.

I'll laugh at an imaginary sex joke!

Mentor me: I did eat lunch like a human in the break room. It took me 6 hours to stabilize (sorta) the patient, and then I walked off the unit. The Resident tried to stop me: "Can you titrate off the pressors now?"
I was like: we started this day marking the femoral pulse with a sharpie anticipating cardiac arrest, and after 6 hours we have a blood pressure. Don't touch anything!

I was lost in the ICU room wilderness. I have to go back now.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I'm just here looking cute and giving bed Baths.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Make it 1900, please come like a fast man.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's another year, another stick in the right forearm under the skin this little bubble~ another 48 hours. Flashback: Did that person have TB? We are always ruling it out: "Send sputum for AFB." "Airborne Precautions" "Negative Pressure Room" "N95 Fit Test" "Cough Bloody Cough"

I think I got a letter once: "You may have been exposed" that was years ago. I never turned up positive.

 

[sweepthefloor]

"I love being in charge!" So no nurse ever!

 

[Saint Peter]

Head Nurse??

 

[sweepthefloor]

Head Nurse??

I'm a head nurse for sure, but sometimes I think it's a punishment!

 

[sweepthefloor]

But guess what? I've made ready beds! And I lost track of the trauma alerts and seems like the summer storm starts early.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I still haven't done the ASSignment yet.

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

Spring Fever, takes many forms.

 

[John Doe]

Do you wear a traditional uniform like in your av? With white stockings?

 

[jomar]

I'm a head nurse for sure, but sometimes I think it's a punishment!

I had a fling with a head nurse once upon a time. She was quite apt.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Spring Fever, takes many forms.

I don't know what's going on! I hope it gets better.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Do you wear a traditional uniform like in your av? With white stockings?

Yes, on the inside of me.

 

[sweepthefloor]

I had a fling with a head nurse once upon a time. She was quite apt.

Are you saying we have a reputation?

 

[John Doe]

Yes, on the inside of me.

You mean like under your skin or something?

 

[sweepthefloor]

You mean like under your skin or something?

Under my shell and inside of my heart, under my pants and over my legs.

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's called rapid sequence intubation.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Next time I give a BJ, I'm gonna say hey RSI?

 

[sweepthefloor]

It's back to writing again.

 

[Byron In Exile]

It's back to writing again.

You need to.

It's just one man's opinion: but I love when you write.

That's not to say I understand, entirely...

Oh shit.

I'm being arrested again.

Regardless, it flows

 

[Byron In Exile]

Trust me.

I'll be back in no time.

 

[sweepthefloor]

Trust me.

I'll be back in no time.

Help me with my school work.

Give an example of a nurse who is emotionally intelligent. What is the difference between emotional intelligence and cognitive intelligence?

I understand emotional intelligence, but what is cognitive intelligence? Is it plain intelligence?

 

[sweepthefloor]

My CIWA: Valium every hour to prevent intubation.
That's a lot of Valium.

 

[sweepthefloor]

And we are only at the 24 hour marker.