Casual Encounters

[Mischka]

I sometimes peruse Craigslist's Casual Encounters for the sheer creativity of the requests. Reminds me that the smorgasbord of sexual proclivities is far broader than my personal buffet plate. They're putting it all out there, in a delightful mix of optimism and kinkiness. I love that in people. Here's one I found this morning:

Daddy and baby girl seeking a Mommy - mw4w - 19

I am a cute mixed 19 year old babygirl with a Daddy dom (he's 25) and I've been really wanting a Mommy to join. All mommies are welcomed. No race or weight preference. I will send pics of me once you message me. Daddy already has diapers for me and I would love a bath. You don't have to do anything with Daddy at all but I would specifically love a mommy that is lactating to breast feed me.

The last line is what got me. Lactating women generally have plenty of extra time on their hands to fulfill the kinks of strangers. "Let me just put Junior down for his nap and we'll get right on it!" Heh. God bless 'em.

 

[cf23430]

I sometimes peruse Craigslist's Casual Encounters for the sheer creativity of the requests. Reminds me that the smorgasbord of sexual proclivities is far broader than my personal buffet plate. They're putting it all out there, in a delightful mix of optimism and kinkiness. I love that in people. Here's one I found this morning:



The last line is what got me. Lactating women generally have plenty of extra time on their hands to fulfill the kinks of strangers. "Let me just put Junior down for his nap and we'll get right on it!" Heh. God bless 'em.

i must admit that i do the same.....and I have to agree with you....wow....some of the things

 

[parodyluvr75]

People are strange.

 

[Mischka]

I love eating ass and period sex - it's the truth - m4w - 45

I enjoy eating a woman's asshole and licking the crack as well. I love sex while she's on her period too and it turns me on immensely to be inside a woman while she's menstruating. Weird, I know but it's the total truth and I can't help it. No weird fetishes and I don't watch anal eating porn or menstruation porn. I just like doing it.

With that being said, I'm married and wife absolutely is not in to it and won't allow it. Can't divorce due to having a somewhat decent home life and honestly the lack of ass and period sex is my only real complaint.

I seek one female who is in to either or both. You host me or we can get a hotel to hook up one time or on a regular basis. You should be disease free, hygienically clean, disease free and otherwise sane...if hooking up with a married guy to have your ass eaten or bloody pussy fucked makes you sane...ha.

Please be over 18 and okay with condoms being used for any sort of penetration. BBW, fluffy, chubby, fit, any ethnicity, any height, any bust size. I'm not particular about looks but more concerned about whether you're really in to having me spread your butt cheeks and eat your ass until I'm done.

Oh, I also love eating pussy and have an oral fascination if that is of any interest to you.

NOT looking for men.

Send your pics and tell me about you.

Seems like a decent, self aware fellow. Shame that he and his wife are not connecting on this issue.

 

[Debbie]

I changed nappies for my children, other people's children, and for patients who needed them.

As a kink? Slightly weird but each to their own.

I could make a business out of it.

"Busty blonde, mature, experienced, will change diapers and make baby talk. Hugs etc, spankings, growlings and timeouts ok. Extra charge for no 2's. Will not breastfeed but will bottle feed."

 

[Mischka]

i must admit that i do the same.....and I have to agree with you....wow....some of the things

My all-time favorite (I should have screen captured it): he wanted a woman who was willing to meet for dinner, then perhaps a smoke, followed by going back to her place or a hotel room, where he would stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey with candy corn, front and back, eat it out of her, cum on her, piss on her, and then leave $200 on the dresser on his way out. But the best part was he mentioned that he wanted to fulfill this fetish "again". I've wondered what happened to the first candy corn-ee. Was she waiting for his call that Halloween? Was she relieved he didn't call, or perhaps a bit upset that she wasn't worthy of a repeat stuffing? I looked for him again this Halloween, but he didn't post. I'm hoping he found a long-term candy corn romance.

 

[cf23430]

My all-time favorite (I should have screen captured it): he wanted a woman who was willing to meet for dinner, then perhaps a smoke, followed by going back to her place or a hotel room, where he would stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey with candy corn, front and back, eat it out of her, cum on her, piss on her, and then leave $200 on the dresser on his way out. But the best part was he mentioned that he wanted to fulfill this fetish "again". I've wondered what happened to the first candy corn-ee. Was she waiting for his call that Halloween? Was she relieved he didn't call, or perhaps a bit upset that she wasn't worthy of a repeat stuffing? I looked for him again this Halloween, but he didn't post. I'm hoping he found a long-term candy corn romance.

omg....lmao....lol...WOW


I am speechless

cf

 

[Queersetti]

My all-time favorite (I should have screen captured it): he wanted a woman who was willing to meet for dinner, then perhaps a smoke, followed by going back to her place or a hotel room, where he would stuff her like a Thanksgiving turkey with candy corn, front and back, eat it out of her, cum on her, piss on her, and then leave $200 on the dresser on his way out. But the best part was he mentioned that he wanted to fulfill this fetish "again". I've wondered what happened to the first candy corn-ee. Was she waiting for his call that Halloween? Was she relieved he didn't call, or perhaps a bit upset that she wasn't worthy of a repeat stuffing? I looked for him again this Halloween, but he didn't post. I'm hoping he found a long-term candy corn romance.

People stuff Thanksgiving turkeys with candy corn?

 

[Mischka]

People stuff Thanksgiving turkeys with candy corn?

I think it's a midwestern thing. They also like to drown their yams in marshmallows.

 

[Queersetti]

I think it's a midwestern thing. They also like to drown their yams in marshmallows.

In New England, a lot of people like oyster stuffing.

In their turkeys, I mean.

 

[Mischka]

In New England, a lot of people like oyster stuffing.

In their turkeys, I mean.

Never tried that. Not a huge fan of stuffing in general, though, but if I eat it, I like it loaded with herbs to compliment the roasted turkey meat. Not sure how the briny oysters play with the flavors of turkey.

So, what are the odds that this one was actually posted by the military wife:

I am a deployed wife in the military. My husband is home and I want to make him happy. I would love to make a female friend for him while I'm gone. He is a very attractive white male. He's 5'10, average build, a nice package and can eat pussy like no other! This is not a joke or anything like that. I can't be there right now, so I want to surprise him with someone that can. If you're interested in helping me with this, please reply with a face pic and put "home" in the subject line.

 

[Mischka]

Occasional Sleep Over Snuggle Buddy - m4w - 59

I escaped from Texas 20 years ago to the arid bliss of Northern New Mexico. However family and a leftover rent house dictate that I visit Texas every month or so. I'm 59, anglo, educated, liberal, casual, divorced & don't smoke or drink. I'm looking for a regular, ie, long term, relationship with a lady near my age that will take me in and give me shelter. We don't have to sleep together, a spare bed will do. I stay busy, so won't be hanging around your place all day. A friendly hug & kiss twice a day is all I ask. Let's chat first & trade pics later.

Imagine how much he'll save in hotel fees if he finds the right woman!

And, really, I can imagine many older lonely women who wouldn't mind a man around once in a while who emphasizes simple human touch. He included a photograph with his advert; he has a nice smile. Hope he finds his snuggle buddy.

 

[Mischka]

The picture sold me on this one:

http://images.craigslist.org/00C0C_hRj1YT8SK9L_600x450.jpg

Will never be my forever? - m4w

I was think about who you are. So many unanswered
Questions. It took me to places I have not yet been to.
There you are walking away. As i try to match your
Step,you become more and more distanced. I can hear the laughter in you.Your happy, I am to.
But like you, happiness fades away and I loose
You both.In this place I'm in,yet not visited.
I loose you again.Never knowing your name,
Your face,the eyes of a beautiful one.I'm still looking
And maybe look forever, for me, it maybe never.

Are you here reading.maybe you never thought you
Were someone forever.But how will you know unless
you take that chance. I am a 44 yr young man
looking for his second try of a forever.A 25 yr attempt.I am wiser now.Each day I could be you
That I smiling with.Latino 5'6 180 lbs muscular guy
That would like to talk and see if you are the one.
GIVE IT A CHANCE YOU MAY FIND YOURS ALSO

And also, the last line screaming into the abyss like that.

 

[RobDownSouth]

I guess I'm a tad uncultured, I had no idea there was "casual encounters" section in Craig's List. Quite a find!!

 

[Que]

Never tried that. Not a huge fan of stuffing in general, though, but if I eat it, I like it loaded with herbs to compliment the roasted turkey meat. Not sure how the briny oysters play with the flavors of turkey.

So, what are the odds that this one was actually posted by the military wife:

The odds are pretty good based on my sense of the authors voice.

Odds that she got any takers? Zero.

Back when I was happily married, my wife and I were active sex bloggers and were on Lit together for a while. I took a job in tge middle of nowhere with two hots a bag lunch and a cot.

The "barracks" had filtered internet access, and smart pjones were still sci-fi.

She and I kept missing each other due to my work and her dealing with the kids... in her down time she still had a fairly rich, kinky life with our online friends.

She posted an ad looking for a kinky correspondent for me. I found it to be a thouhhtful gesture but told her people were not going to buy it. Not a singly reply.

 

[Mischka]

I haven't seen this flavor advert before:

Gay guy seeking a female - m4w - 25

Hi I am a gay 25 year old lad in a relation ship, however I have always wanted to have fun with a girl. If there are any girls that would like to have some fun with me, let me know.... don't mind what you have in mind, even If I can just lick you out till you cum... I have been given permission by the way, thanks Timmy x

This was posted in the Misc Romance section, instead of Casual Encounters. Had to read through the end to find out why. Just a bloke wanting to find a nice woman. He lists his occupation as a lorry driver, so he probably has limited chances to meet people.

BHM looking for LTR - m4w - 43

hi, i'm a bhm (fn1) looking for a lady to initially chat and get to know and hopefully to grow into something more.
I have a gsoh (fn2) and would like to think i'm at least mildly intelligent.
Prefer quiet nights out or just snuggled up with a film n a pizza, not into clubs and wild nights anymore.
I quit smoking a while back so prefer non smoker,
really just want someone who I click with someone to laugh with through the good times and be there for each other through the not so good.
In the interest of honesty and trust which I believe you need in a relationship I must also mention that i'm an occasional crossdresser, not fully dressed just panties etc but Its not easy to bring up so if you know now there's no lying
Hope that hasn't put you off as i'm a nice person with a lot to offer the right lady.

Fn1. Big handsome fellow.

Fn2. Great sense of humor.

 

[Mischka]

I guess I'm a tad uncultured, I had no idea there was "casual encounters" section in Craig's List. Quite a find!!

I found it years ago when I was posting something in the "For Sale - Free" section. To the left of Free was Rants and Raves, which was entertaining for an afternoon. And right above that was the Casual Encounters. I've been scanning them ever since. The candy corn one inspired my husband's Halloween costume a few years back; he pinned the advert to his chest and walked around with a bag of candy corn and a wad of cash, shuffling up to women to offer them first the candy then the money as they read the advert. Officially scarier than any garden variety monster.

 

[LiFeNdEaTh]

People are strange.

yeah more like weirdos hahah

 

[Wide_eyed_Indulgence]

I think it's a midwestern thing. They also like to drown their yams in marshmallows.

I have enjoyed reading the Casual Encounters you have posted -- thanks for that entertainment, Mischka.

However, we midwesterners take our turkey and yams very seriously -- we would not desecrate them with candy corn or marshmallows! Ick. Putting candy into people is just fine, though.

 

[Mischka]

I have enjoyed reading the Casual Encounters you have posted -- thanks for that entertainment, Mischka.

However, we midwesterners take our turkey and yams very seriously -- we would not desecrate them with candy corn or marshmallows! Ick. Putting candy into people is just fine, though.

Glad to be entertaining!

You got me thinking about sweet-potatoes-and-marshmallows, and I came across this interesting article on the origins of the recipe. I may almost be persuaded to try it.

I'm also going to award a gold star to this Casual Encounter ad. It's the first one I've come across that could also double as a high end perfume ad. Something musky, with cedar and tobacco notes.

Single late 30s for affair with single late 40s - m4w - 38

http://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_2rMlO8HzEmN_600x450.jpg

Intelligent single with cultured and educated background (classical, evidence based, rather than post modern, narrative based), UK and European origin, for similar tactile woman who would also like to enjoy an exclusive affair that is no one's affair but our own.

London, zone 2, own place and living alone. Please write and we can correspond.

 

[islandman]

Isn't that slope-man?

 

[BoyNextDoor]

Rule 34 is alive and well

hucow fantasy/milking - w4m - 24 (boston)
I am seeking is a little out there and I know not for everyone... I have always had this huge fantasy as being used like a hucow- I want to have someone help me produce milk and to drink/suck it from my tits. I know it will take a few weeks before milk is produced but I am willing to stick it out with the right partner! This is a little embarrassing to admit but its something I really want to try out. I am not looking for an immediate sexual connection with this but I could be open to it if we hit it off. Someone with experience would be amazing, however I am game to learn it as we go together. I have nice huge 34dd's that are just begging to be used in this way. I can't wait to see them swell and get even bigger with milk!

I swear I am a normal girl besides this huge fetish haha. I am only really looking for men around the ages of 24-35 and who can host. If you are interested in helping me on my hucow journey or would just like to talk about it please contact me =)

 

[Saint Peter]

rise
overrun

 

[Skiddles2014]

I heard that craigslist is nothing but bots.

What ever happened to going to the bar and picking up a drunk chick?

 

[Aquagal]

Rule 34 is alive and well

hucow fantasy/milking - w4m - 24 (boston)
I am seeking is a little out there and I know not for everyone... I have always had this huge fantasy as being used like a hucow- I want to have someone help me produce milk and to drink/suck it from my tits. I know it will take a few weeks before milk is produced but I am willing to stick it out with the right partner! This is a little embarrassing to admit but its something I really want to try out. I am not looking for an immediate sexual connection with this but I could be open to it if we hit it off. Someone with experience would be amazing, however I am game to learn it as we go together. I have nice huge 34dd's that are just begging to be used in this way. I can't wait to see them swell and get even bigger with milk!

I swear I am a normal girl besides this huge fetish haha. I am only really looking for men around the ages of 24-35 and who can host. If you are interested in helping me on my hucow journey or would just like to talk about it please contact me =)

I never knew such a fetish existed.