The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Mr Noone]

Insert me typing something witty just so I could call my lady bits a warm popover here.

I'm running out of obscure baked goods.

Go with the bagel. It's a New York staple and boiled before baked.

And good with cream cheese of course.

 

[Wings]

Go with the bagel. It's a New York staple and boiled before baked.

And good with cream cheese of course.

Maybe icing my cinnamon roll?

 

[Mr Noone]

Maybe icing my cinnamon roll?

It's already so hard to walk past a Cinnabon. Now this...

 

[Wings]

It's already so hard to walk past a Cinnabon. Now this...

Alright, I'll stop. Especially because next was going to be butter the French bread.

 

[Mr Noone]

Alright, I'll stop. Especially because next was going to be butter the French bread.

I wish I could offer a baguette. But I'm Irish.

 

[Wings]

I was going to say french loaf but no one wants to associate the word 'loaf' with sex unless it's along the lines of "Whoa, check out the loaf on that guy!"

 

[Wings]

I wish I could offer a baguette. But I'm Irish.

So...soda bread?

 

[Mr Noone]

So...soda bread?

Kinda thick and chewy. Yeah.

 

[Wings]

Kinda thick and chewy. Yeah.

But not tasteless. I'm sold!

 

[gotsnowgotslush]

ugh They ruined it. The commercials had 3X more air time.

 

[Mr Noone]

But not tasteless. I'm sold!

That's true. You're bad. In the best way.

 

[Wings]

That's true. You're bad. In the best way.

And half off like day old baked goods!

 

[CleverCowardice]

Coffee at this hour will be positively ruinous but weekends don't last nearly long enough and there's shit that needs doing.

 

[Mr Noone]

And half off like day old baked goods!

Way more than a day.

 

[Wings]

Way more than a day.

I'm not that dried up, sheesh.

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm not that dried up, sheesh.

I was referring to myself. Lol.

 

[Wings]

I was referring to myself. Lol.

Oh, well then carry on.

 

[Mr Noone]

Oh, well then carry on.

Fan socair
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[Noor]

You give me a sort of peace in the chaos and pain.
Going back to sleep now, thanks for being there.

 

[Laurel]

Not really, but if it gets you through the night, feel free to rationalize.

 

[Laurel]

But I'm sure it's all one big coincidence.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Biwmd4iIcAADP3a.png:large

 

[Laurel]

So...soda bread?

I love soda bread.

 

[RobDownSouth]

Not really, but if it gets you through the night, feel free to rationalize.

"Whatever gets you through the night, s'alright, s'alright..." - Abraham Lincoln

 

[Fata Morgana]

I love soda bread.

Me too. Up until my Dad went into a nursing home my Mum baked her own soda bread at least twice a week.

 

[Saint Peter]

and almost on exact same