The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Wings]

Oh plan to. I've been enjoying the ride so far.


In other news, Phil Jackson is going to the Knicks front office.

Spanking, he's going for a spanking.



Also, my house is so quiet I can hear the old man cat snoring on the top level. I'm on the bottom level. That's some quiet.

 

[Mr Noone]

Spanking, he's going for a spanking.



Also, my house is so quiet I can hear the old man cat snoring on the top level. I'm on the bottom level. That's some quiet.

Spanking is always a good warm up.

Silence is golden.

 

[AllyRose]

Spanking is always a good warm up.

Silence is golden.

Duct tape is silver.

 

[thør]

Duct tape is silver.

Originally, but it comes in a multitude of colors, now.

 

[Mr Noone]

Duct tape is silver.

So it is.

 

[Wings]

Mine has bacon on it.

 

[thør]

Mine has bacon on it.

That's just bragging.

 

[Mr Noone]

Mine has bacon on it.

I thought you were a vegetarian.

 

[Wings]

I'm not going to eat the duct tape, I'm crazy, not idiotic.

 

[Mr Noone]

I'm not going to eat the duct tape, I'm crazy, not idiotic.

Okay, I laughed. So many possibilities. "Mine" what? Lol.

 

[anchoredinocean]

No response yet from person I am trying to sublet from for 3 days. Wanted to book a different place in the LES, but I can't book two places through the same system. I leave for NY early Sunday morning, and I don't have time to play the where the hell am I going to stay game. This trip was probably a stupid idea.

 

[Lorilei]

That me cry way more than it should have.

But damn. I'm an animal lover. *sobs*

 

[Saint Peter]

Nashua.


Silver and kickass.

 

[Saint Peter]

Life is too short for shitty tape.

 

[Wings]

Okay, I laughed. So many possibilities. "Mine" what? Lol.

Duct tape. I would never put bacon on my crotch muffin, that's not kosher!

 

[Mr Noone]

Duct tape. I would never put bacon on my crotch muffin, that's not kosher!

Oh I'll go traif anytime.

 

[Sean]

Life is too short for shitty tape.

Gaffer tape. Not your sub standard silver crap.

 

[Saint Peter]

Gaffer tape. Not your sub standard silver crap.

Cargo Pit tape. The stuff is amazing.

 

[Saint Peter]

36 USD a roll.

 

[Wings]

Oh I'll go traif anytime.

Treif?

You know. The original meaning of no meat from an animal ravaged in the field was better. I wouldn't mind being ravaged in the field.

 

[Wings]

Who the hell names their kid Wayne Wang?

 

[Mr Noone]

Treif?

You know. The original meaning of no meat from an animal ravaged in the field was better. I wouldn't mind being ravaged in the field.

Transliteration is a bitch.

I didn't know but I'll take that under advisement. How do you feel about dunes?

 

[Wings]

Transliteration is a bitch.

I didn't know but I'll take that under advisement. How do you feel about dunes?

Sand in the crumpet? I think not.

 

[Mr Noone]

Sand in the crumpet? I think not.

Not if done right. And there's always salt water bathing.

 

[Wings]

Not if done right. And there's always salt water bathing.

Insert me typing something witty just so I could call my lady bits a warm popover here.

I'm running out of obscure baked goods.