The Isolated Blurt Thread V: For Vendetta

[Beco]

So, Mary, what did you do this summer??

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BitC5wnIEAABAO1.jpg

 

[chillywilly2]

Happy Steak and Blow Job Day!

Fuck..is that today?

 

[Fata Morgana]

She enjoyed his weight on her, enjoyed being crushed under his body. She wanted him soldered to her, from mouth to feet.

Anaïs Nin

 

[Aquagal]

Fuck..is that today?

What, you weren't woken properly this morning?

 

[chillywilly2]

What, you weren't woken properly this morning?

Fucking wife asked me this morning if I wanted steak or meatball sandwiches for dinner...I said...eh, whatever...I gotta text her a new answer

 

[Aquagal]

Fucking wife asked me this morning if I wanted steak or meatball sandwiches for dinner...I said...eh, whatever...I gotta text her a new answer

See, Lit does really help your sex life, peeps!

 

[phantom4533]

I had steak last night. Tonight I'm making macaroni and cheese and putting on a bison hot dog.

Dessert will be "peach slices" soaked in Pyrat rum.

 

[crazychemgirl]

and onto the next one, eh?

 

[butters]

what's red and bad for your teeth?

























































a brick

 

[Laurel]

If I've learned anything in the last few years, it's that I need to quit doubting/blaming myself and trust my instincts. Nearly every time I get the feeling that someone isn't a very good/nice/kind person, I turn out to be right.

 

[Saint Peter]

It has been nice fooling you.

 

[Laurel]

It has been nice fooling you.

You goofball! Don't worry - you've still got me fooled.

I'm so tired. I could sleep for a week straight.

 

[crazychemgirl]

what's red and bad for your teeth?



a brick

wine could also be an answer to this.. lol

 

[thør]

You goofball! Don't worry - you've still got me fooled.

I'm so tired. I could sleep for a week straight.

You might be more comfortable if you curled up.

 

[Laurel]

You might be more comfortable if you curled up.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-TPpcxkSQMjc/Ui6LufLCk5I/AAAAAAAADnY/KVfa43VtwQ4/s1600/rimshot.jpg

 

[Saint Peter]

That picture bothers me.

Why didn't he just get a rug that was big enough for the high hat to sit on in the first place. Now he has to put little red coasters under each leg.


That is ass.

 

[Fata Morgana]

If I've learned anything in the last few years, it's that I need to quit doubting/blaming myself and trust my instincts. Nearly every time I get the feeling that someone isn't a very good/nice/kind person, I turn out to be right.

And never trust anyone with a beard. Beards spoil EVERYTHING.

 

[bluemuse]

And never trust anyone with a beard. Beards spoil EVERYTHING.

Not even Santa?!!!

 

[Fata Morgana]

Not even Santa?!!!

Especially that cunt. He represents Christmas. I hate Christmas. And beards. And spiders.

 

[evesdream]

If I've learned anything in the last few years, it's that I need to quit doubting/blaming myself and trust my instincts. Nearly every time I get the feeling that someone isn't a very good/nice/kind person, I turn out to be right.

Everybody has not good, not nice, not kind. When I get that feeling it usually just turns out to be a change in lighting and a self-fulfilling prophecy.
That doesn't mean I don't defend myself, but nothing is absolute.

 

[Saint Peter]

And never trust anyone with a beard. Beards spoil EVERYTHING.

What about Jesus?

 

[Saint Peter]

Especially that cunt. He represents Christmas. I hate Christmas. And beards. And spiders.

What about Grandma??

 

[bluemuse]

Especially that cunt. He represents Christmas. I hate Christmas. And beards. And spiders.

I Christmas and spiders. Beards I can take or leave.

 

[evesdream]

Except for that StrangeLife is a moron. That's undisputed.

 

[Fata Morgana]

What about Jesus?

Well there are always exceptions to the rule. So yes, if you mean Gravy. Not sure about the other fella, he wore very questionable sandals, was a bit too earnest for my liking and I hear he collected snowbabies on the Q.T.