Desperate (or undersexed) housewives ...

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Step forward and tell us horny married men where you reside and what exactly you are seeking so that we can relieve your tensions and provide you EXACTLY what you need ...

 

[DiablosWhore]

I'm seeking a young, virile man with a long, prehensile cock. It's so when we're dining in beautiful downtown Skunk Holler, Arkansas, he can fuck me under the dining table without the waitresses or the other diners able to see. ( A prehensile tongue might be a good thing, too, now that I think of it some.)

 

[LeadYouNow]

I'm seeking a young, virile man with a long, prehensile cock. It's so when we're dining in beautiful downtown Skunk Holler, Arkansas, he can fuck me under the dining table without the waitresses or the other diners able to see. ( A prehensile tongue might be a good thing, too, now that I think of it some.)

I like the way that you think, DiablosWhore ...

 

[mnbreastluver]

I'm seeking a young, virile man with a long, prehensile cock. It's so when we're dining in beautiful downtown Skunk Holler, Arkansas, he can fuck me under the dining table without the waitresses or the other diners able to see. ( A prehensile tongue might be a good thing, too, now that I think of it some.)

That's a pretty hot fantasy, to think about. I don't know how your going to hide, all your facial expressions though. Especially, if he takes you all the way to an orgasm. If you do it, report how it worked out for you. I am sure, we're all wanting to hear all the juicy details!

 

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Keep them coming (or is it cumming) ...

 

[Mockingjay]

Oh come, just cajole that flirty old man in the neighborhood you ignore most of the time. He is longing for a good sex.

 

[karamorfu]

I'm seeking a young, virile man with a long, prehensile cock. It's so when we're dining in beautiful downtown Skunk Holler, Arkansas, he can fuck me under the dining table without the waitresses or the other diners able to see. ( A prehensile tongue might be a good thing, too, now that I think of it some.)

I reckon them Skunk Holler boys are fine fer city folk, but give me them backwoods real men

 

[DiablosWhore]

I reckon them Skunk Holler boys are fine fer city folk, but give me them backwoods real men

I couldn't agree more! We go into that large metropolitan area of Skunk Holler only when we feel the need for some of that international cuisine. Took me a week to explain to my boyfriend that "cuisine" was not a small animal that we could trap or hunt out in the woods. He kept asking the waitress how they made that "queezin' gravy".

 

[Milfhunterdon]

Country

I reckon them Skunk Holler boys are fine fer city folk, but give me them backwoods real men

I'm the truck drivin, camo wearing, backwoods kinda guy you're looking for

 

[blondesque]

Very lonely Army wife here...

 

[guest06]

Are you into other women?

 

[blondesque]

Um...maybe in the 3 way

 

[guest06]

I've had quite my share of those...

 

[LeadYouNow]

Certainly we have more lovely, horny married women out there who want some fun. Jump on in, the water's fine ...

 

[Jaime_H]

I'm English, hence naturally sexually repressed. Is there any hope ?

 

[LeadYouNow]

I'm English, hence naturally sexually repressed. Is there any hope ?

Hope, like my member, springs eternal ...

 

[lonely_married]

28/ married guy in Texas, driving right now, hard to type allot on here. Pm me or yim off you wanttoknow more.

 

[Doog_kuron]

I'm English, hence naturally sexually repressed. Is there any hope ?

Good god man! It's our sexually repressed nature that makes us English. Remember that stiff upper lip! More tea?

 

[DiablosWhore]

...makes us English. Remember that stiff upper lip! ...

Wait! You mean that "stiff upper lip" is used for ....THAT?? But I thought.....? Oh, my goodness,...