A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[Tsotha]

how does it blend with a sparkling mixer? long n fizzy on a hot day

i don't like getting drunk - i throw up. not pleasant merry, definitely, drunk, nah

Had to google sparkling mixer, know it by a different name. I never tried that, but I imagine it would go together pretty well! The caipirinha already takes lemon juice, so...

It takes quite a bit for me to get drunk, or throw up, but I'd rather not test my limit nowadays. The liver is one of those things that doesn't really give you a warning until it's too late.

 

[HarryHill]

Walks in, pours coffee, checks the till, frowns

 

[butters]

Walks in, pours coffee, checks the till, frowns

i think there was a rental charge for that table... we lost the deposit due to erm... wear and tear

 

[Tsotha]

i think there was a rental charge for that table... we lost the deposit due to erm... wear and tear

I'm assuming you mean someone put moist cups on the wood and it got damaged, right?

 

[butters]

I'm assuming you mean someone put moist cups on the wood and it got damaged, right?

there was some rudimentary speculation as a plausible explanation was sought, but explaining away the twinned four parallel scratches and apparent teethmarks in the frame was a problem... they didn't buy the one about wandering bears after the popcorn.

 

[Tsotha]

there was some rudimentary speculation as a plausible explanation was sought, but explaining away the twinned four parallel scratches and apparent teethmarks in the frame was a problem... they didn't buy the one about wandering bears after the popcorn.

LOL.

Well, doesn't the bar's insurance cover Gorilla-related accidents? We could explain it away like that.

 

[HarryHill]

there was some rudimentary speculation as a plausible explanation was sought, but explaining away the twinned four parallel scratches and apparent teethmarks in the frame was a problem... they didn't buy the one about wandering bears after the popcorn.

<<<<<points and laughs

 

[UnderYourSpell]

there was some rudimentary speculation as a plausible explanation was sought, but explaining away the twinned four parallel scratches and apparent teethmarks in the frame was a problem... they didn't buy the one about wandering bears after the popcorn.

Escape is futile, some folks need to learn that .......... just saying

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

You do all realise it's really Tzara in a gorilla suit?

 

[Tsotha]

Escape is futile, some folks need to learn that .......... just saying

Well, Guido got away...

 

[HarryHill]

Well, Guido got away...

Run, buy a silver crucifix and garlic

 

[HarryHill]

Mix me a Red Violin

 

[butters]

Mix me a Red Violin

how's it made? new one to me

 

[HarryHill]

how's it made? new one to me

Just thought of it watching the movie
It should be almost sweet and red

 

[butters]

Just thought of it watching the movie
It should be almost sweet and red

hmmn, didn't know the title either

so, would bicardi and cherry be totally disgusting together? vodka might work better, with a little brandy for the slightly more 'teak' colour?

i shouldn't be allowed to mix drinks

 

[HarryHill]

hmmn, didn't know the title either

so, would bicardi and cherry be totally disgusting together? vodka might work better, with a little brandy for the slightly more 'teak' colour?

i shouldn't be allowed to mix drinks

Ha! brandy I think, a smooth liquor in the background. I've not a clue

 

[butters]

Ha! brandy I think, a smooth liquor in the background. I've not a clue

you mean all this time you've been posing as a 'tender? damn, you played a blinder

 

[butters]

i has wine and i'm not afeared ta drink it

 

[HarryHill]

you mean all this time you've been posing as a 'tender? damn, you played a blinder

you don't think bartenders create?

 

[butters]

you don't think bartenders create?

oh, i do, but thought they had some clue as to what they were doing

 

[HarryHill]

oh, i do, but thought they had some clue as to what they were doing

Vague sometimes ...takes a bit of editing...the good kind

 

[UnderYourSpell]

You do all realise it's really Tzara in a gorilla suit?

Well, Guido got away...

Well I've never had designs on Guido it's not my thang dontcha know .......... but then if it's Tz well that's another kettle of fish entirely

 

[UnderYourSpell]

.......... and I'll have Pink Lady ........ I'm sure Harry knows how to make a lady pink

 

[HarryHill]

I found the last bit of information for my passport today; drinks are on me.
For Annie a Pink Lady Anyone else? Cocktail?

 

[Tsotha]

I found the last bit of information for my passport today; drinks are on me.
For Annie a Pink Lady Anyone else? Cocktail?

Unless you know of a drink that can cure a headache, not really...