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A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .
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Oh his tash! 
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*Harry is behind the bar playing tic-tac-toe with Guido; the floor is covered with discarded paper filled with played games*
You are cheating somehow, Guido, I just got to figure it out.
*Guido pours another shot for Harry and marks an x in a corner. Harry munches on peanuts, studies the game closely, drinks and puts an o in the center, again*
You are cheating somehow, Guido, I just got to figure it out.
*Guido pours another shot for Harry and marks an x in a corner. Harry munches on peanuts, studies the game closely, drinks and puts an o in the center, again*
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He learnt the art of bluff and double bluff at the knee of Anatoly Karpov
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*whispers - go first, make your mark in the centre square
*when he was just a little griller? aw
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*whispers - go first, make your mark in the centre square
when he was just a little griller? aw
*Harry wanders in, Rayban 4000's on, a large to-go café in his hand bearing the logo of Mudd Works on it.*
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peaks and troughs, harry?
*turns the music down a bit*
*smiles, pleased to have caught her with her troughs's down, dims the lights, sounds and moving shadows, unintelligible exclamations...
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I need a drink.
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Dos equis or something stronger?
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a griller, an artist and a bi-lingual chicken walked into a bar....
somebody mention alcohol?
yes please
Works for me. Not beer, though...and, sadly, esp not Mexican beer; just never got the taste for it.
Vodka and Coke, please...over ice cubes, not crushed or shaved ice...thanks.
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*chinks glasses*Works for me. Not beer, though...and, sadly, esp not Mexican beer; just never got the taste for it.
Vodka and Coke, please...over ice cubes, not crushed or shaved ice...thanks.
ola, remec! busiest the bar's been in some time. tsotha escaped the table yet?
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Beer guy, in winter prefer porter or stout.
Play chess, Harry? Look up 1.B4
Wonder why Senna hates me - years ago in Washington Square where the old folks play chess, I beat Senna by default. I opened with 1. B4. Problem was I was wearing an ape suit. He thought I was monkeyin' around too much.
Guido cheats.
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*chinks glasses*
ola, remec! busiest the bar's been in some time. tsotha escaped the table yet?
*clink*
And to think I was just passing through, looking for tidbits for today's 30/30.
I'm not so sure about Tsotha...haven't heard the munching of popcorn in a bit...but, then, does any one really eve escape from the tables, backrooms, and cellars around the various halls of Lit?
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a griller, an artist and a bi-lingual chicken walked into a bar....
somebody mention alcohol?
yes please
* blender whirls, shots poured, ice cubes clink, juke box plays Back in Black cash register rings.Works for me. Not beer, though...and, sadly, esp not Mexican beer; just never got the taste for it.
Vodka and Coke, please...over ice cubes, not crushed or shaved ice...thanks.
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port is delicious
*considers visuals of a port-sipping, ape-costume wearing poet*
i need another drink!
just when you think you've escaped, the bastards drag ya back in....*clink*
And to think I was just passing through, looking for tidbits for today's 30/30.
I'm not so sure about Tsotha...haven't heard the munching of popcorn in a bit...but, then, does any one really eve escape from the tables, backrooms, and cellars around the various halls of Lit?
bottoms up
nice here, init?* blender whirls, shots poured, ice cubes clink, juke box plays Back in Black cash register rings.
HarryHill
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bookmarked that, busy morning going on into after noon and I've done none of my chores much less poured a second coffee. my kid has used that on me before and I'm not surprised that it would appeal to Guido since it's called the Orangutan opening
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*chinks glasses*
ola, remec! busiest the bar's been in some time. tsotha escaped the table yet?
*Crunching sounds coming from the other room, like someone chewing through popcorn*
"No!"
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you must be sick of popcorn by now
and thirsty.
poor guy.
there's a valuable lesson in this. did you reach a state of enlightenment yet?
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you must be sick of popcorn by now
and thirsty.
poor guy.
Yes. My kidneys have reached the next level, and I can crack nuts with my teeth. Quick, let me out while UYS is away. I'll behave.
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You said something?
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Really Harry? AC/DC?* blender whirls, shots poured, ice cubes clink, juke box plays Back in Black cash register rings.
is this us from the not to distant past?
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/154/8/3/beavis_and_butt_head_by_whitehosain-d5247py.png
I seem to remember using a Metallica intro for one of my poems.
Did you grow up any? I didn't.
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