A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

We meet somewhere between early and late,
share noon's and night, cocktail's n coffee
in the little bar in the ally,
not far from the rail head

Has anyone seen Guido?
He's been gone a good while;
it's always a happy thing
to see a gorilla smile while
reading Shakespeare
and sipping a banana daiquiri

Harry lays down his e pad,
puts the e puffer on charge
and heads for the e pillow

I think Guido left to start a school for Facebook/Twitter illiterates of which there are many (or are just on my Timeline driving me crazy?) but he should be visiting soon if only to be around a bit of culture for a change. Poor guy I don't think it's the right vocation for him, not with his sensibilities

 

[HarryHill]

4, 5? drinks later and you stand
Whoa!
there's too many stairs in this house
and not enough alcohol

 

[butters]

4, 5? drinks later and you stand
Whoa!
there's too many stairs in this house
and not enough alcohol

but are you wearing your hat sideways?

 

[HarryHill]

but are you wearing your hat sideways?

Hat? what hat? everything was a little sideways last night, but that's fairly normal.

 

[butters]

Hat? what hat? everything was a little sideways last night, but that's fairly normal.

your napoleonic hat

indeed. lol

 

[HarryHill]

your napoleonic hat

indeed. lol

*sticks hand in hoodie a la Nappy, pouts into the distance*

 

[UnderYourSpell]

*sticks hand in hoodie a la Nappy, pouts into the distance*

lols @ nappy for all the wrong reasons

 

[HarryHill]

lols @ nappy for all the wrong reasons

Nappy Doughnut?

 

[HarryHill]

Nappy Doughnut?

Ah sweet loafs steaming heat
dripping butter from the slice
perfect with meat n your 'taters

 

[butters]

lols @ nappy for all the wrong reasons

Nappy Doughnut?

not quite

nappies here are what you call diapers, so.... sticking your hand in your nappy and pouting has rather amusing overtones for us heathen brits

and, what's a nappy doughnut? sounds like a pooh-formation!

 

[HarryHill]

not quite

nappies here are what you call diapers, so.... sticking your hand in your nappy and pouting has rather amusing overtones for us heathen brits
EWeeee!
and, what's a nappy doughnut? sounds like a pooh-formation!

a nappy donut is ethnic cuisine *tries to keep a straight face*

 

[butters]

a nappy donut is ethnic cuisine *tries to keep a straight face*

goes on a googlehunt *tickles ya*

 

[HarryHill]

goes on a googlehunt *tickles ya*

To the left a little, tickle faster

 

[butters]

To the left a little, tickle faster

you nearly cost me a mouthful of whisky! lmao


as for nappy doughnuts, i'm none the wiser - i'm getting images of a million and one kinds of doughnut, 'roids relief cushions, and rolled hairstyles

so, c'mon, what is it?

 

[HarryHill]

you nearly cost me a mouthful of whisky! lmao


as for nappy doughnuts, i'm none the wiser - i'm getting images of a million and one kinds of doughnut, 'roids relief cushions, and rolled hairstyles

so, c'mon, what is it?

A curly pastry lies 'tween her thighs
close trimmed beard, waiting to be glazed
not an oyster
or Charlie chaplin

 

[butters]

A curly pastry lies 'tween her thighs
close trimmed beard, waiting to be glazed
not an oyster
or Charlie chaplin

i would never have got that in a thousand years. what about you, annie? would you have worked that one out? verra strange

 

[HarryHill]

i would never have got that in a thousand years. what about you, annie? would you have worked that one out? verra strange

I got it from Snoop Dog movies

 

[butters]

I got it from Snoop Dog movies

 

[HarryHill]

A smile instead of a comment? You've got a lack of discipline

 

[Tsotha]

We have a writing live thread. How come we don't have a writing drunk thread?

 

[HarryHill]

We have a writing live thread. How come we don't have a writing drunk thread?

pick a thread, take a drink, write, repeat....

 

[neci]

We have a writing live thread. How come we don't have a writing drunk thread?

it's called the general board.

 

[Angeline]

it's called the general board.

Yeah we've had some drunk/drugged writing here but the GB is king...nay god...of that. And with such consistency, too.

 

[neci]

Yeah we've had some drunk/drugged writing here but the GB is king...nay god...of that. And with such consistency, too.

it's always been a reliable hole.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

A curly pastry lies 'tween her thighs
close trimmed beard, waiting to be glazed
not an oyster
or Charlie chaplin

i would never have got that in a thousand years. what about you, annie? would you have worked that one out? verra strange

Charlie Chaplin???