A Poet Walks Into a Bar . . .

[UnderYourSpell]

*Ducks*

good weather for 'em

 

[UnderYourSpell]

I wonder if Tsotha is still attached to that reclining table?

 

[Tsotha]

I wonder if Tsotha is still attached to that reclining table?

*yells from the other room* It's dark in here, and I'm all out of popcorn!

 

[butters]

*yells from the other room* It's dark in here, and I'm all out of popcorn!

aw, bless!

this should be remedied asap.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Wanders through, locks the door. Odd clankings and mumblings and a 'there, there is that better?' ........ Wanders out licking lips

 

[Tsotha]

Wanders through, locks the door. Odd clankings and mumblings and a 'there, there is that better?' ........ Wanders out licking lips

Well, I hope you're licking your lips for some reason other than having eaten my popcorn.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Well, I hope you're licking your lips for some reason other than having eaten my popcorn.

If it was popcorn it was the salted variety

 

[butters]

i stole these from the GeeB. it's ok, i'll put 'em back later when no-one's watching

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-god-cyanide-and-happiness-comic.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q8YWWo9.jpg

 

[UnderYourSpell]

i stole these from the GeeB. it's ok, i'll put 'em back later when no-one's watching

http://funnyasduck.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/funny-god-cyanide-and-happiness-comic.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q8YWWo9.jpg

Lol but please stop making Tsotha laugh he's in no position to visit the bathroom

 

[neci]

times like this, i wish i still smoked.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

times like this, i wish i still smoked.

Are you stressed? Can I offer you a back room experience?

 

[Tsotha]

Are you stressed? Can I offer you a back room experience?

I feel I'm the one who should get a cigar.

 

[neci]

Are you stressed? Can I offer you a back room experience?

*perks*

are there shots? i don't think i've ever been invited back.

 

[GuiltyPleasure]

If you do follow UYS into her back room you won't get the opportunity to be invited back!

 

[HarryHill]

If you do follow UYS into her back room you won't get the opportunity to be invited back!

It's like the Bates Motel...

 

[neci]

and that's where i pee myself.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Don't listen to them it's just a tilted table experience (ask Tsotha) and Tess will feed you popcorn (audience participation is always encouraged) while you are incapacitated

 

[neci]

bartender, another round.

 

[UnderYourSpell]

Your profile isn't very informative!

 

[butters]

you're gonna have to wait out the ad first but it's worth it

 

[butters]

bartender, another round.

by jove, i think she's got it!

 

[HarryHill]

bartender, another round.

Finally, a big spender. *blender whirls*
Cocktail anyone?

 

[HarryHill]

you're gonna have to wait out the ad first but it's worth it

Ha Ha

 

[butters]

Finally, a big spender. *blender whirls*
Cocktail anyone?

thought you'd never ask

 

[HarryHill]

thought you'd never ask

*Pours a Dirtini with a questioning look*
salutes with coffee mug