Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[hatlover123]

Puts on cockblock gear.

You mean your regular work uniform!

I think I'm up to double digits with you.

 

[AllyRose]

Just keep that chastity belt on, eh? And don't give yourself to hat.

I didn't give any to hat, but the belt's already gone

 

[hatlover123]

Custom made for blocking hat. Because Ally deserves better than a cheating manwhore.

Yeah, I knew about Minnie, hat. That's right.

Is it cheating when its an open relationship?

Can't argue the manwhore....

 

[KalIsBack]

You mean your regular work uniform!

I think I'm up to double digits with you.

Damn skippy. 's me job to save the innocent ladies of Lit from foul demons like you.

I shall smite thee with my sword. Smite thee, I say!

 

[hatlover123]

are you serious!?

egads. does he split the cookies first?

Yes, totally serious. Sesame Street porn is out there with all the other cartoon porn.

I think he replaces cookies with vagina....not sure about the crumbs though.

 

[KalIsBack]

I didn't give any to hat, but the belt's already gone

I'll make you a new one, then.

Is it cheating when its an open relationship?

Can't argue the manwhore....

Yes. Yes it is. Because you never told me about her!

 

[sereneone4u]

If I was royalty I'd have you knighted by now.

No worries.

I am royalty and I have knighted him.

He is my Master at Arms.

Among other things.

 

[KalIsBack]

No worries.

I am royalty and I have knighted him.

He is my Master at Arms.

Among other things.

The 'other things' are the more interesting than the Master at Arms.

 

[hatlover123]

*snort*

Minnie too?? Seriously??

Hat, shame on you.

I will associate myself with any woman who can talk to me without being physically and violently sick within 5 minutes of my close proximity.

 

[AllyRose]

Damn skippy. 's me job to save the innocent ladies of Lit from foul demons like you.

I shall smite thee with my sword. Smite thee, I say!

It's just a flesh wound.

 

[photograph]

*deep breaths*

25ish more minutes...

That's not really an eternity, is it?

 

[KalIsBack]

It's just a flesh wound.

No it's not! Your arm's off!

 

[AllyRose]

No worries.

I am royalty and I have knighted him.

He is my Master at Arms.

Among other things.

I like the way that sounds.

 

[KalIsBack]

*deep breaths*

25ish more minutes...

That's not really an eternity, is it?

It can be. Perhaps Serene can tell you?

 

[hatlover123]

Just keep that chastity belt on, eh? And don't give yourself to hat.

Dude, wtf?
I could have received the golden ticket.


Why do I come here?

 

[photograph]

I will associate myself with any woman who can talk to me without being physically and violently sick within 5 minutes of my close proximity.

*snort*

You've amused me since day 1, that counts!

 

[hatlover123]

I didn't give any to hat, but the belt's already gone

Still got a shot...nice.

 

[KalIsBack]

I like the way that sounds.

It's quite ah - how should I say it? - fulfilling job.

 

[AllyRose]

No it's not! Your arm's off!

I've had worse.

 

[photograph]

It can be. Perhaps Serene can tell you?

Oh, I know she can.

That's just until I get to hear his voice. I'm quite sure I have much longer to wait for anything else.

 

[KalIsBack]

I like the way that sounds.

It's quite a, ah - how should I say it? - fulfilling job.

 

[KalIsBack]

I've had worse.

Liar! What're you going to do, bite my ankles?

 

[hatlover123]

Damn skippy. 's me job to save the innocent ladies of Lit from foul demons like you.

I shall smite thee with my sword. Smite thee, I say!

You will face my wroth you greedy bugger. You have all these women drooling over your abs in your harem of beauties.

Meanwhile I get guttersnipe trash from the back alleys of Calcutta and you would want to take those from me too?

My self esteem is getting lower....

 

[photograph]

You will face my wroth you greedy bugger. You have all these women drooling over your abs in your harem of beauties.

Meanwhile I get guttersnipe trash from the back alleys of Calcutta and you would want to take those from me too?

My self esteem is getting lower....

I am NOT guttersnipe trash. Just trash, thank you very much!

 

[hatlover123]

Yes. Yes it is. Because you never told me about her!

You watched me perform cunnilingus on her.
Wasn't that a hint?