Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[AllyRose]

I should've paid more attention to biology in high school.

 

[photograph]

Okay, so if an ugly witch is going to attract attention... maybe a beautiful witch will divert it.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiyfBFQGtcx-vlDAVuH_q250FwkCdfMcASAfPCHxOVtD5r_kYI

As I said, remotely female.

 

[hatlover123]

You dumbass.. they're called cilia.

This is why HK left you for me. She loves intelligence.

Ha!

Look at the keyboard. C is near the F.
I have fat sausage fingers.

You break up with me and now you emotionally abuse me.

I'm sending a written complaint!

 

[AllyRose]

Look at the keyboard. C is near the F.
I have fat sausage fingers.

You break up with me and now you emotionally abuse me.

I'm sending a written complaint!

What font are you going to use?

 

[WearMeWell]

I swear to god I am going to fucking die.

*clutching the computer desk*

oh, but what a way to die!...

in blissffully wanton writhe,... mad gyration...Fervid Hokey POKE!

 

[KalIsBack]

Look at the keyboard. C is near the F.
I have fat sausage fingers.

You break up with me and now you emotionally abuse me.

I'm sending a written complaint!

I never loved you anyway! I just used you for your body!!!

*storming out*

 

[photograph]

Look at the keyboard. C is near the F.
I have fat sausage fingers.

You break up with me and now you emotionally abuse me.

I'm sending a written complaint!

And suddenly, Freddy Got Fingered pops into my brain.

 

[hatlover123]

lol~

that was 568
not 38 26 38

For a nerd like me. 568 means more to me and I have a better chance of dealing with something with 568k then any women at 38/26/38

 

[photograph]

What font are you going to use?

Comic Sans, that's what they all use, isn't it?

 

[hatlover123]

Okay, so if an ugly witch is going to attract attention... maybe a beautiful witch will divert it.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiyfBFQGtcx-vlDAVuH_q250FwkCdfMcASAfPCHxOVtD5r_kYI

Green is the United Nations designated colour for sex.

You sure have trouble picking....

 

[WearMeWell]

*spontaneous eruption in my jeans*

...tease.

 

[sereneone4u]

Short, deep breaths, but not to the point of hyperventilating.

I'm right there with you.

Three times.

I could not even write back this last time.

fucked silly

 

[AllyRose]

Comic Sans, that's what they all use, isn't it?

Palatino Linotype.

 

[hatlover123]

What font are you going to use?

I'm debating going with an Arial Narrow or a Sans Serif.

Font size 12 or 14 based on how much content I'll be using and overall presentation.

 

[AllyRose]

Green is the United Nations designated colour for sex.

You sure have trouble picking....

Apparently.

Green also happens to be my favorite color.

 

[photograph]

Three times.

I could not even write back this last time.

fucked silly

Mmmmm, yummy.

I will be, shortly. He's making me wait.

 

[hatlover123]

I never loved you anyway! I just used you for your body!!!

*storming out*

Those shoes better clomp when you storm or else I'm coming after you so you can do it again. And you don't leave for good unless you storm out correctly. There is a proper internet same sex boyfriend break up over a hat etiquette you must follow.

 

[AllyRose]

I'm debating going with an Arial Narrow or a Sans Serif.

Font size 12 or 14 based on how much content I'll be using and overall presentation.

Italicized or bolded?

 

[photograph]

I'm debating going with an Arial Narrow or a Sans Serif.

Font size 12 or 14 based on how much content I'll be using and overall presentation.

As long as you type it completely with your middle fingers, and let the person know as much...

 

[hatlover123]

And suddenly, Freddy Got Fingered pops into my brain.

Good reference

 

[KalIsBack]

Mmmmm, yummy.

I will be, shortly. He's making me wait.

Believe me, I make her wait too.

 

[WearMeWell]

The first few hits is about something with skullgirls....? eh?

*uhm, yah...

okayyyy

 

[hatlover123]

Apparently.

Green also happens to be my favorite color.

Does this mean you embody the ideals of the United Nations?

 

[KalIsBack]

Those shoes better clomp when you storm or else I'm coming after you so you can do it again. And you don't leave for good unless you storm out correctly. There is a proper internet same sex boyfriend break up over a hat etiquette you must follow.

*yells from outside*

And I'm taking the couch!

*gets in HK's car, peels out*

Litiquette that, bitch!

 

[sereneone4u]

You only mentioned one....so I can only suspect what the 2nd was.

It was someone I know, but I sure as hell did not ask to see his cock.