Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

[sereneone4u]

No, I do not solicit those.

Neither do I!

One was from someone I have never spoken to or seen around the boards.

 

[hatlover123]

I'm sorry... HK said she loves me. I must leave you, lover. For the hat.

Fine go for it you bitch!!

But just so you know. I gave the hat gonorrhea.

 

[photograph]

ok, y'all make me feel like a sloth in replying.

it's my connection "speed"(term used loosely)- but it could also be the tennesse whiskey and coke...

*shrug~ maybe

I'm on my 5th alcoholic beverage of the night.

 

[photograph]

Neither do I!

One was from someone I have never spoken to or seen around the boards.

Those are my faves. I still think an Anonymous Cockatar thread should be started.

 

[AllyRose]

I'm on my 5th alcoholic beverage of the night.

What're you having?

 

[sereneone4u]

I swear to god I am going to fucking die.

*clutching the computer desk*

 

[hatlover123]

Well you were. I imagine the other male posters here just googled what a paramecium is, and now they've all got raging hardons.

Can you blame them?
The way their filia flutter under the electron microscope is like science porn.

Whew...is it hot in here?

 

[WearMeWell]

568k. seriously!?

 

[photograph]

What're you having?

White russians earlier, now just coffee and Bailey's.

 

[hatlover123]

Neither do I!

One was from someone I have never spoken to or seen around the boards.

You only mentioned one....so I can only suspect what the 2nd was.

 

[AllyRose]

Can you blame them?
The way their filia flutter under the electron microscope is like science porn.

Whew...is it hot in here?

I have to admit... I'm a little wet at the thought.

 

[photograph]

I swear to god I am going to fucking die.

*clutching the computer desk*

Short, deep breaths, but not to the point of hyperventilating.

I'm right there with you.

 

[hatlover123]

I'm surprisingly sober.

 

[WearMeWell]

googling filia...

 

[AllyRose]

White russians earlier, now just coffee and Bailey's.

Nice. I haven't had Bailey's in quite a while. I might have some downstairs in the pantry, though. Either that or Kahlua.

 

[hatlover123]

568k. seriously!?

Your baud modem rate is hot.

 

[KalIsBack]

I swear to god I am going to fucking die.

*clutching the computer desk*

Little one.

 

[photograph]

Nice. I haven't had Bailey's in quite a while. I might have some downstairs in the pantry, though. Either that or Kahlua.

I have some Kahlua around somewhere. Fireball too, but wasn't in the mood for the burn tonight.

 

[hatlover123]

I have to admit... I'm a little wet at the thought.

Was the before or after you saw their mitochondria.
The bigger it is...*shiver*

 

[KalIsBack]

Can you blame them?
The way their filia flutter under the electron microscope is like science porn.

Whew...is it hot in here?

You dumbass.. they're called cilia.

This is why HK left you for me. She loves intelligence.

Ha!

 

[WearMeWell]

Your baud modem rate is hot.

lol~

that was 568
not 38 26 38

 

[photograph]

*whimper*

 

[AllyRose]

Okay, so if an ugly witch is going to attract attention... maybe a beautiful witch will divert it.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiyfBFQGtcx-vlDAVuH_q250FwkCdfMcASAfPCHxOVtD5r_kYI

 

[KalIsBack]

Okay, so if an ugly witch is going to attract attention... maybe a beautiful witch will divert it.

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSiyfBFQGtcx-vlDAVuH_q250FwkCdfMcASAfPCHxOVtD5r_kYI

*spontaneous eruption in my jeans*

 

[hatlover123]

googling filia...

The first few hits is about something with skullgirls....? eh?