jazzygirl66
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Hi I was just wondering if someone would let me know what it is about anal sex with females that guys like so much. Thanks.
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jazzygirl66
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My mother died 13 years ago and believe me she would never have heard of it.
I realise that I am ignorant of these sorts of things even at the age of 47. Was hoping for some helpful information not a smart arse reply.
I realise that I am ignorant of these sorts of things even at the age of 47. Was hoping for some helpful information not a smart arse reply.
1. Because it feels fantastic
2. Because (sometimes) she enjoys the intensity, feeling, intimacy.
3. Because it's totally "taking" her
4. Because it feels fantastic
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I think its the sex part that most guys like.
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1) Poopers are usually very tight;
2) No pregnancy possible;
3) Another port in the storm;
4) If you're going to own a woman, you need to own all of her;
5) Some women prefer it to vaginal intercourse;
6) It's taboo;
7) It's sex;
8) See #7;
9) See #s 7 and 8;
10) You can't spell "anal creampie" without "anal".
JackSprat619
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I tried it with my ex a few times. It was good. Then she did a poo on my bed during sex once. We never did it again. I'm not just saying that to gross people out, it's just the truth. Put me right off it! Haha.
bronzeage
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That part right at the end.
"47"?
I'd forget about undertaking anal sex at your age...
...that 'ol sphincter has to be almost ready for Depends anyway.
Maybe just stick with oral sex, huh?
Much easier to take out the dentures...
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My sub never even touched her ass let alone allow am man to fuck it. Until me. I can tell you this.. if a man knows how to break in an ass proplerly , the woman will wonder why it didnt happen before. My sub cums just as intense with her ass being fucked as she does her pussy. Most men dont realize you just dont lube and shove. It takes time to train an ass. My cock is over nine and every woman that i have taken as a sub has been able to take it with no hemis and no destroying of the anus. MOST women love anal sex.. that is once they have done it. REMEMBER LUBE is your best buddy ..
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I'd think a smart arse reply is what you'd be looking for.
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Gotta quote this just so I can put it on my to-do list in case my cock grows a coupla inches and I need to give the what-for to a medical doctor that presumably skipped the how does an anus work section in medical school.
I am glad I am not a sub though I can neither walk on water nor through force of will alone tell my anus not to fissure from say a hard stool in the correct direction of travel. I have heard that for some anal play is a delight. I am an open minded fellow. (...and by open minded I mean kinky as fuck, up to and including anal fuckery, maybe) the lovely mother of my children and I, in happier times, engaged in non-procreative sexual play from time to time. I found that I was not a fan of anything going that way. I, personally, wouldn't feel inclined to "train" or be "trained" even by an Anal Intrusion Acadamy Alumnus. But to each his own I have always said.
To the OP:
I was never a singular fan of the practice as a giver. Even whilst less endowed than my better above, I found it constrictive, uncomfortable and awkward, most times...like with vaginal intercourse mileage varies greatly dependent on arousal and how bad one wants to be "dirty" (pun sorta intended but sorta not).
A recent play partner seems to have an attractive entrance..i dunno, never really thought of them that way, but she's small and lean and well it sort of was sitting there sort of asking for it a bit...I was quite happy with where my favorite appendage was sited, but I thought perhaps a thumb might not be amiss. I dunno why. So I simply pressed like a staples easy button and waited as she bucked and moved and little by little as her body rejected the affront, my thumb each attempted rejection at a time, it eased in..to the hilt... (i don't like to brag but my thumbs almost 3 inches of solid man-meat)
She seemed to relax around my thumb and I thought that this was perhaps one of those fabled anal aficionados and I patted myself on the back for my discernment. I didn't er, um (thumb-fuck?) her with it...just left it in there (like little jack horner come to think of it.)
At some point, she reached back sort of aimlessly swatting and mumbling something...I have high standards in play partners I require that not only can they find their ass with both hands, but it is imperative for situations like this that they be ambidextrous... I assume that since she was a bright girl with good body awareness and a nurse to boot (but sadly NOT a doctor) that she KNEW where my thumb was but was a bit distracted by my other intrusion that she couldn't form coherent linguistic or hand-signal communication. I (correctly) deduced that the combination of my penis and monster thumb was too much so I decided to remove one and employed the L.I.F.O. method.
As I removed it she became verbally coherent, but in the interest of scientific accuracy it might be because the distraction and the shift from bowling ball certitude of grip cause me to be less vigorous (for a time) in my oscillations.
She said something to the effect of a no-go zone...i dunno, if that was hey are you getting ready to???? or No, not even a thumb. Wasn't committed enough to the endeavor to inquire is a pinky was acceptable...so yeah I am ambivalent mostly.
But next time I recalled the event and had I not been otherwise occupied I MIGHT have wanted to pursue it just because now it IS proscribed, possibly.
Be good for me (and y'all) to discuss that, maybe.
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Queersetti
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It's a marginally acceptable substitute.
Queersetti
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The hell with that. It sounds like work.
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It's gross.
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I know, right,
Not as gross as the colostomy bag and cancerous arse tumors and nevermind the stench.
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Oospy Poopsy
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I think she was referring to the anal part, not the female part.
It's dirty, overwhelming, and semi-humiliating - qualities I look for in good sex.
If you prepare properly, there isn't any poopsy involved. I like dirty but not that kind of dirty.
Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course... *gags a little*Actually it is possible, though not likely. The vaginal and rectal passages are separated by a thin wall of tissue; sometimes it is perforated, and semen can leak through.
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I think she was referring to the anal part, not the female part.
Oh. Never mind.
Queersetti
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Jesus, fellas, don't get so carried away!
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LOVE that you abbreviated "hemorrhoids" into the cool, casual-sounding "hemis." Hemis? Not this asshole. We REMEMBER LUBE.
Haha, did a poo. Oh, British people. Never change.
bronzeage
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At that point, pregnancy is the least of one's worries.
After a month to consider the original question,
What it is about anal sex with females that guys like so much, is the noise females make during anal sex. The expressions on her face is good too, but only in certain positions, or when mirrors are used to good advantage.
