Blurting It Out ... Playground Style

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The dismount is always tricky.

I feel for you. Been there. ice, ice, ice. Vicodin won't hurt either with the proper amounts of whiskey.
I wish. That would make me feel a little bit better.

But I've had back problems for a long time. Since I was seventeen or so. It's not constant pain, but whenever I tweak the muscles in an awkward way, poof.

Yes. Whisky. And ice.
 
I've fought mine for a decade or more. My back looks like a question mark when it goes out. Takes me about three days for it to relax enough that I don't have to crawl out of bed for the toilet in the morning. It's karma. I use to mock my dad when he was that bad.
 
I wish. That would make me feel a little bit better.

But I've had back problems for a long time. Since I was seventeen or so. It's not constant pain, but whenever I tweak the muscles in an awkward way, poof.

Yes. Whisky. And ice.

Knee problem here. Tore it up real good when I was 16, between basketball and football camp. Ever since then I have had nothing but problems with it. Hope your back feels better Kal. You should get one of the nice ladies of Lit to rub it for you.
 
Dear Mother Nature:

REALLY? Has Disney really taken you over to the point that you must advertise Frozen in the forecast every freaking day? Can't you get laid or something and stop with the snow, already???
 
Dear Mother Nature:

REALLY? Has Disney really taken you over to the point that you must advertise Frozen in the forecast every freaking day? Can't you get laid or something and stop with the snow, already???

Just a question...who would Mother Nature have sex with???? :eek:
 
I suppose I'm lucky in that it's only my lower back that hurts.

But then again, I suppose I'm not lucky in that you use your lower back for virtually everything. You can't even tilt your chin all the way down without stretching your lower back.

It'll get back to near normal in a couple of days. I think.
 
Wish you luck Kal. I had a lumbar sprain when I was 23 and it took months for me to get back to near normal. Every now and then, it still bothers me, I don't think it was just a sprain.
 
I suppose I'm lucky in that it's only my lower back that hurts.

But then again, I suppose I'm not lucky in that you use your lower back for virtually everything. You can't even tilt your chin all the way down without stretching your lower back.

It'll get back to near normal in a couple of days. I think.

I wouldn't call it lucky. I hear of people all the time having issues with their lower backs and putting them out. I wouldn't want that on anyone.
 
I have a real problem with my penis.

It's so heavy doctors say I need 2 people to help me lift it.
It's a burden I have been having since I was 7 years old.
 
Great, now I have an image of Mother Nature and Father Time doing it

AND Hatlover having... an oversized wee-wee
 
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