Obama Buying Stocks Today

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

The DOW is up 160 today. That means Obama is buying stocks to halt the slide.

After the 1987 debacle Reagan created a stealth agency to manipulate stock prices when things get scary.

 

[koalabear]

Luckily we print our own money.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Luckily we print our own money.

You got it.

 

[JAMESBJOHNSON]

Good News!

Unemployment is up, so look for the rate to drop next week.

And the average Gay Studies grad owes 30K for student loans. Curiously, there are more Gay Studies grads than Gays.