The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[trysail]

hello, my name is dolf and i'm a gloveaholic. it whas been 4 hours since my last purchase.

I've fallen in lust with a woman on the tennis courts for the simple reasons that she has the ability to wear a whole rainbow of colo(u)rs. Every week there's a different hue: last week, pale blue— this week, china yellow. Next week, I hope to see her in the pastel red that first attracted my attention.


I'm a sucker for women with the ability to wear all the colo(u)rs of the spectrum.


Oh— did I mention that she's got a smile and giggle that just melts my heart?


There's just one problem. She's got a wedding ring the size of Sussex on her finger.

 

[dolf]

I've fallen in lust with a woman on the tennis courts for the simple reasons that she has the ability to wear a whole rainbow of colo(u)rs. Every week there's a different hue: last week, pale blue— this week, china yellow. Next week, I hope to see her in the pastel red that first attracted my attention.


I'm a sucker for women with the ability to wear all the colo(u)rs of the spectrum.


Oh— did I mention that she's got a smile and giggle that just melts my heart?


There's just one problem. She's got a wedding ring the size of Sussex on her finger.

that's as good a reason to fall in lust as any

do you wear colours too?

 

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[girlsmiley]

Pete, ya fucken stooge!


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[Beco]

6-8" or 7", nobody knows....but its cold, so it could be around for a few days

 

[ryan8558]

Direct TV dropped the weather channel.

They actually did it.


Somebody tell me how cold it is, please?


Here, not where you are at.

Get the Weather Channel app for your phone. It's free. A bargain at twice the price.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I can't stand Rick Santelli.

 

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[Laurel]

The Velveeta shortage is a myth. Our WallyWorld had pallets of that shit in the aisles this weekend. Right next to the Rotelle and Tostitos Scoops.

There's a Velveeta shortage?

Velveeta is a still a thing?

When I was a kid, my dad would bring a block of it when we went fishing. My sis and I would get hooks on fishing line, and use Velveeta as fish bait. She and I would eat more of it than we'd put on the hooks.

 

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[Laurel]

Manu finds most of what I find funny to be stupid, but he likes hearing me laugh. So sometimes he will tell me jokes that he personally thinks are stupid but that he knows I will find funny just to hear my laughter.

 

[Laurel]

What do you possibly do during the big game?

Doritos? Popcorn? Tortilla chips and bean dip? Chicharrones? Watch a movie instead? Maybe take a walk? Stuff like that.

 

[dolf]

Manu finds most of what I find funny to be stupid, but he likes hearing me laugh. So sometimes he will tell me jokes that he personally thinks are stupid but that he knows I will find funny just to hear my laughter.

that's the most romantic thing I've heard in forever.

 

[girlsmiley]

He totally slew me with the one, but then I reread it and realized that he wasn't joking.

I was just reading that thread.

 

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[Beco]

I love snow, but this could suck!

 

[girlsmiley]

Zzzzzz.

 

[Beco]

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[Laurel]

I was just reading that thread.

Right?

Totally ran out of fucks to give though. I mean, I have opinions on stuff, but sitting around banging away about them at strangers who aren't gonna be swayed by anything I say just gives me a rash.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I am getting fucked this year on taxes.

I'm still paying for my 2010... "accounting error"

 

[Laurel]

To people who go on about the NSA spying on them, I always wanna say, "Trust me. They don't give a shit about you or anything you do - nor does most anyone else. Seriously. Like 99.9999999999999% of everyone ever, you will die in relative anonymity and no one will know your name within 20 years. There are no secret agents stalking your every move on the off chance that you may on the way to the toilet do something of national security interest. No one's watching you. No one cares. It's okay to be unimportant, just another piece of humanity. Most of us are. Relax and enjoy it." But that would probably come off as rude.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

^^^That's exactly what an agent from NSA would say...