The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

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[Laurel]

How could anyone run out of crushed red pepper

Because I use it in lots of stuff. Like soups and pasta and, well, everything that needs to be spicy. And when you use it up, you run out. And that's perfectly normal. It's a food condiment and you should use it on food, right? That's not weird, so quit making me feel weird about it and DON'T TELL ME HOW TO RUN MY LIFE OKAY!

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*breathes*

Wow, am I tense!

 

[girlsmiley]

That was the best steak sandwich I've ever had.

I want another one. Fuck it, I'm having another one.

 

[Wings]

Not sure, I will ask around. Wings might know.

Between 3 1/2 and 5 feet.

 

[JohnnySavage]

If everyone were like Johnny, they'd buy a string of dried red peppers and keep them hanging on the hook next to the string of garlic. Then when they needed some crushed red pepper, they'd pull one off the string and put it in the spice grinder (because people should have two grinders (one for spice and one for coffee)).

Wah-Lah - crushed red pepper on demand.

 

[phantom4533]

I can't understand why one would put crushed red pepper in their coffee.

 

[Laurel]

If everyone were like Johnny, they'd buy a string of dried red peppers and keep them hanging on the hook next to the string of garlic. Then when they needed some crushed red pepper, they'd pull one off the string and put it in the spice grinder (because people should have two grinders (one for spice and one for coffee)).

Wah-Lah - crushed red pepper on demand.

That sounds like work, though.

 

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[Laurel]

You ever buy a new kind of chocolate product, and it's really gorgeously packaged and promising? You get it home, try it, and it's not very good, not at all, not even a little? Chocolate shell is waxy, and the ganache is heavy and sugary? Unyummy? But you finish a piece anyhow? And then instead of throwing the box in the trash, you put it back in the fridge with the intention of trying it again? Because even crappy chocolate is better than none at all?

 

[Wings]

Nope.

Bring me cheese!

 

[girlsmiley]

If everyone were like Johnny, they'd buy a string of dried red peppers and keep them hanging on the hook next to the string of garlic. Then when they needed some crushed red pepper, they'd pull one off the string and put it in the spice grinder (because people should have two grinders (one for spice and one for coffee)).

Wah-Lah - crushed red pepper on demand.

Said the dude who buys gravy powder. Pfft.

 

[trysail]

Hot damn.


It's a good day to own a big slug of Unilever.


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[trysail]

Said the dude who buys gravy powder. Pfft.

McCormick and Knorr love him.



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[dolf]

hello, my name is dolf and i'm a gloveaholic. it whas been 4 hours since my last purchase.

 

[girlsmiley]

I'm imagining Pete running around beating up all the fucking stooges with one of his thongs.

 

[Laurel]

He totally slew me with the one, but then I reread it and realized that he wasn't joking.

 

[ryan8558]

hello, my name is dolf and i'm a gloveaholic. it whas been 4 hours since my last purchase.

When's the next GA meeting?

 

[trysail]

Rules same as last time.

If I'm not online when it happens (though I'll try to be), then post #5,000 and all proceeding posts will be split off to become the next thread. Poster of #5,000 will become the threadstarter, and will promptly be put on Ignore by the Blurt-haters. The thread will begin anew.

Good luck, all!

You got that, Savage?

How 'bout you, JAJ?


'cause you best be on your game.




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[dolf]

When's the next GA meeting?

I might be the only member.

 

[JohnnySavage]

You got that, Savage?

How 'bout you, JAJ?


'cause you best be on your game.




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I'm out.

The blurty should be a Laurel thread. It's tradition.

 

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[ryan8558]

The Velveeta shortage is a myth. Our WallyWorld had pallets of that shit in the aisles this weekend. Right next to the Rotelle and Tostitos Scoops.

 

[ryan8558]

I might be the only member.

Short meetings then. Great!!

 

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