The Isolated Blurt Thread III: Thread of Darkness

[Laurel]

If I open that thread again, someone smack the mouse out of my hand.

 

[chillywilly2]

Cripes...-30C here this morning...wind chill on the sled is gonna be brutal

 

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[trysail]

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[islandman]

Here comes the snow, little darlin'.....

 

[phantom4533]

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I guess we'd better go get bread and milk.
And a lot more rum.

 

[NHKitty]

Bacon.

Do you have some? I'd uhhhhh...trade you...

 

[JohnnySavage]

Snowing like crazy; so I decided to go to the store. I didn't need anything, I just wanted to be out on the roads with all the other assholes.

I did get some powdered beef gravy at the store though.

 

[Laurel]

This thread will close in approximately:

2 days.​

Days until closure = ~(5,000/(4,778/36))-36

Daily posts remain below average but...
get 'em in while it lasts, 'cause this thread is almost done.

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Rules same as last time.

If I'm not online when it happens (though I'll try to be), then post #5,000 and all proceeding posts will be split off to become the next thread. Poster of #5,000 will become the threadstarter, and will promptly be put on Ignore by the Blurt-haters. The thread will begin anew.

Good luck, all!

 

[JohnnySavage]

I'd like to be in Davos. There are a few people there I need to smack.

 

[islandman]

I don't see how anyone can hate the Iso Blurt thread.

 

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[JohnnySavage]

I'm rounding up a convoy of 4x4's and cotton combines to pull you guys out of the ditches.

I'm worried about my recycling not getting picked up this evening.

 

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[ryan8558]

I'm rounding up a convoy of 4x4's and cotton combines to pull you guys out of the ditches.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN4XpIbEY-Y

 

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[phantom4533]

I need to get up and do something, anything.

If you were here you could get up and open a Yuengling Black and Tan. Got me a 6-pack.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I need to get up and do something, anything.

Go get yourself some brown gravy powder.


And get me some dried beef while you're out.

 

[girlsmiley]

Gravy powder? Blech.

Black angus steaks. So so SO GOOD.

 

[Laurel]

I could use some crushed red pepper.

And a cafe latte. No sugar.

If someone's going out.

 

[JohnnySavage]

How could anyone run out of crushed red pepper

 

[NHKitty]

I could use some crushed red pepper.

And a cafe latte. No sugar.

If someone's going out.

Ooohhhh a Chai Latte here please!

 

[ryan8558]

I don't even have to open that. I bet it begins....


By the dark of the moon, on the 6th of June, in a Kenworth, pulling logs...........

Yeah, I guess the bolded convoy kind of gave it away.

 

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